Monday, November 28, 2005

Low pile carpeting vs disco bush.....

So there has been a lot of discussion lately between a few friends and myself regarding women and their sense of tidiness down there. I will admit that i have let the "carpeting" as Jennifer calls it, get a little untidy now and again. Unfortunately it is at the most inopportune times but i digress. Generally i like to keep in under control. Once i even went as far as to get one of those Brazilian/LA waxes....hmmmm you have no idea the level of pain that accompanied that experience. I think the woman doing it had finished like 2 strips when i tried to get up and say that was fine it was enough i didn't want anymore done to me....afterall why was i paying for the torture? Alas she finished the job and i felt much like i'd imagine a pornstar would feel with my little "landing strip" as they are called. I didn't want to go completely bare or else i'd feel like a 6 year old. It was an interesting albeit painful experience that involved a stranger near my genitals and popsicle sticks....Good times LOL.

I told my friend a funny story the other day about my at the time disco bush and she told me she has an appointment to get a brazilian. She sent me this in my email and said i should take their advice:

"Sexual intercourse itself doesn't feel any better or worse with a brazilian, but your new-found adoration of your pruned privet heightens your sexual confidence.
As well as sexier, you feel cleaner too. However scarce our English summers, when it is hot outside, you can be sure that you'll feel breezy, cool and fresh inside. So, now that you look neater, feel cleaner and more sexually rampant, why would you ever go back to a steamy, unkempt, full bush?"

Now i know what Jennifer says "low pile carpeting means high traffic area" ....

What does everyone else think....neat and tidy is better or let it grow au natural?

9 comments:

Princess Pessimism said...

Nice and tidy. No question about it.

Lindsey said...

I always keep it shaved...your friend is right. It just makes you feel better when things are neat and under control down there. Plus, I've noticed it's a huge turn on for guys.

Px said...

ok...being a bloke i can say that i've seen it all
i've had women with nothing there and i've had women with so much there it's sticking out the sides of her undies and everything in between
keeping it tidy is sexy
length has to be taken into consideration too though, it looks a bit odd when you've got the landing strip style but the fur is 2" long (i've seen it before)
and it's going to depend on what you're after really as well... personally i don't want to be chewing on "spiders legs" after being down there
as for me...well i'm a hairy trucker anyway, but i do like to try and keep things tidy

Princess Pessimism said...

LOL!!!! Spider legs. EWWWW. That's such a BAD visual

Miss Ash said...

I've never heard anyone use the term spider legs before however if it's what i'm thinking it is, then i had that experience once, i was taking a cab home and found spider legs as you call them in my teeth....but that's a whole other story involving someone my male friends dubbed Power Serge after i told them my story.

I also agree with everyone that neat is better i'm just a bit lazy sometimes and as i said it's always at terrible times.

Px said...

ok
lets make it simple
spiders legs=pubes...long ones at that
as for your comment on my blog about HNT...i'm not posting that for my male mates to see...however i'm sure there's a way around it

Natalia said...

Since I am not a lesbian, this is not an issue of my preference but some things make me think...the landing strip looks like it belongs on a porn star...completely shaved makes a woman look like a little girl...and that worries me if it makes a man all gun-ho. Of course, PXs spider legs reference makes sense. I think I'd go for trimmed.

-N

Anonymous said...

I'm glad we can discuss this, though I am giggling a little. I like to keep things trimmed, shaved and "tidy" as you put it, but I still think the hair has to be a little longer than 1 millimeter (like I see in the pornos). I'm not talking 3 inches long mind you, but a little bit more than peach fuzz length. Does that even make sense?

And, I totally agree that I hate the totally bare look. It is creepy to me.

Miss Ash said...

ha so trimmed and tidy wins i shall try not to be so lazy from now on :)

Ah hernesto...i think you should still focus on PP