Sunday, January 18, 2009

My appalling behaviour last weekend:

I like to have a drink every now and again but oh my I clearly had a few too many last Friday. The evening started out with dinner at a pub and a few pints to wash the food down. J and I then met up with a friend at another bar to listen to a bluegrass band play......a few more pints down the hatch. (Please note I should not consume more than 2 or 3 pints as I am well aware of my alcohol tolerance and anything more than that is a terrible idea). We felt like dancing and walked down the street to our third and final location, a bar playing music from the 70's. It all went downhill from there my friends as I had a few more bottles of beer.


(Random bathroom shot in the middle of the evening....still looking okay)


I danced with a cute nerd and then announced to my friend that I thought he was stupid ( no idea why), I tried to order another bevy at 2:30am (the bartender stared at my friend as she apologized profusely). I apparently wanted grub in the wee hours of the AM, ordered some breaky and then could not eat it, gave a $20 to the waitress and told her to keep the change. Two random guys sat down with us and I just sat there like a lump not engaging in any conversation as I was starting to feel sick. On the way home in the cab I apparently started to gag and heave J went to open my window when she saw my cheeks puff out......and then.....I swallowed it! EWE!! I don't recall that moment but J seemed very impressed that I did not make a mess.


I also drunk texted two people at 3 AM, two people that I really really should not have (how mortifying). I am banning myself from carrying my cellphone when I'm out drinking.....or wait a better idea....I'm never drinking again!!




I paid for it the next day as I stayed in bed until 6:30pm and felt awful the entire time. I did have to get up though as I had TT's Tiki Hula dinner and party to attend that evening, although I must say by 8 PM I was as good as new!! Big shout out to J for taking care of me :)

I did however have a few minor incidents at the party due to my clumsiness/not paying attention. Just after arriving IE I had not had a drink yet, I threw my back out while trying to put some beverages into the fridge. I also somehow managed to get quite a large part of the corkscrew for wine stuck in my finger while I was opening a drink with the beer opener end. I cringed, twisted it out and asked for a band aid. There were no band aids to be had however the wonderful host made one for me with cotton balls and masking tape.


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I was super pissed about my back as this was the last week of my first month (did that make any sense) of going to the gym 4 x a week. I am a trooper and waited till the last four days of the week to go. I walked super super slow and did not even break a sweat....but I was there....I actually thought it might help to loosen my back up a bit as it was quite stiff and sore.
Anyway, I plan to lay low for the next couple of weeks, I'm babysitting for a friend next weekend, perhaps I will go and see a movie as well or at least have a non alcohol involved weekend :)

12 comments:

rawbean said...

Yea....weekends like that suck. I had a few like that last summer. I was really proud of myself on New Years where I was drinking a martini and half way through I proclaimed "that's it I'm done!" And seriously had I had another sip i would have been game OVER. I felt great the next day though whoohoo!

So who did you drunk text message?

Wiwille said...

I say turn off the cell phone and never, ever give up drinking.

Anonymous said...

Ah, the old "I'm never drinking again" line. I tried that once.
I went to a party in Guelph this one time. When I say party, I mean kegger. I drank way too much, took a swing at the host, then passed out before the cops showed up. The next morning, we all went to a nearby bar for breakfast. During breakfast we all made a pact not to drink for a while.
Obviously, that night we all met up at a bar in Richmond Hill for more drinks and more good times.

2 Dollar Productions said...

First, congrats for getting to the gym & the 4x schedule as that is excellent.

Then, I've had those nights as well (without texting and I always eat the breakfast I order at 3 am), and the only problem is killing the next day feeling like hell. It sounded fun for quite awhile until the cab incident & I can't handle that kind of action these days like I could in college. Selah.

At least you should be safe from excessive boozing while babysitting. Let's hope, eh?

JLee said...

Oh the carnage. haha
I can't believe what you did in the cab! That is funny and gross all at the same time. lol
Take it easy for a while ;)

Miss Ash said...

Rawbean, Well one of the guys I was hoping to get to know a little bit better, he's a friend of a friend...now i'm not so sure :(

Wiwille, yes I've decided I shall give the phone to a friend and will continue to have a few bevies very now and again.

WIGSF, a good sport you are....I never mean it when I say it!

2DP, Ha! Yes of course I am a responsible babysitter though the girl I'm babysitting for lost her pants last weekend after hottubing it with friends and her hubbby.

JLee, thankfully I do not remember doing that, J had to tell me the next day. I would have been mortified and disgusted LOL.

JLee said...

I forgot to say that's a great picture of you by the way!

Jennifer said...

You were great on the weekend, it was hilarious, and you're such a trooper for not puking in the cab!!!

I got so drunk at a wedding over the summer that I tried to swim in a marshy muddy pond, then puked on the lawn for hours, then peed in a broken toilet. I gave up drinking for a while, but I gave up giving up drinking! If you don't like it, then don't invite me to your dang wedding.

Tokyo Tintin said...

Thanks for coming to the luau, btw. It was hulariffic!

Anonymous said...

Your picture in the bathroom is hot stuff babe!

Big Ben said...

Puke swallowing is disgusting! I can't believe you did that.

Thanks for the 3 am text by the way.

Miss Ash said...

JLee, thanks!

Jennifer, I love it!! That might be my new fav....up until this point it was when the cabbie gave you the cloth.

TT, yay so much fun! I'll send you the photos soonish :)

Sly, thanks doll!!

BB, Ha! As I read that I actually had to take pause...did I or didn't I LOL. Anything is possible!