It was sweltering today and I spent the day with a friend and her 5 year old daughter! While waiting for my pal to gather her belongings I asked her daughter "who is in that picture"? It was a photo of her mother probably age 10 and her moms old dog. She answered "my mom and her dead dog"! She then instructed me to follow her as she wanted to show me something....it was an urn with a different dogs ashes inside. Thinking I didn't know what it was she said "the dog's brain is in there" which made me burst into laughter! I probably shouldn't have I mean technically the dogs brain would be in there too so she was right it was just such an unexpected explanation.

We then went to a park with a splash pad and once again she made me laugh so hard! She wanted me to follow her around the playground and kept telling  me to "follow my erections" I was like whaaaa, did I hear that right and then as if on cue "follow my erections" yup I heard it all right! Clearly she meant directions but once again she had me in stitches!