Animal Rights

As you know one of my goals was to have 100 plus signatures on a petition regarding animal cruelty laws. This petition came into force when a dog was found abandoned by a river with dumbbells weighted down on her collar. She was found emaciated and near death. A local man was charged with causing unnecessary suffering to an animal by failing to provide veterinary treatment, failing to provide suitable and adequate care for an animal and abandoning an animal in distress. The case is still before the courts and unfortunately if he’s found guilty, the man could face up to six months in jail, a fine up to $2,000 and a two-year prohibition on owning animals…….That’s it!!!



A few months’ later 2 German shepherd mix breeds were “found” nearly starved to death. The male could not even stand up and weighed less than 33 pounds (his optimal weight is closer to 66 pounds) and the female was just as malnourished. The people who “found” the animals and “rescued” them were actually the owners of the dogs and have now been charged with 17 combined animal cruelty charges. Again, their case is still before the courts.



(The dogs have since been adopted out and this is a current photo of them)

So those are just a few reasons why I think our legislation needs to be revamped, not to mention that Criminal Code provisions on animal cruelty have changed little since 1892. Just think, when my parents were in school the teachers were allowed to give the strap and other such things. Today that is unheard of because it’s cruel; just as tying weights to an animal near a river or starving them to near death is cruel, rules need to be changed.

The petition I had signed was to “introduce government legislation amending the Criminal Code provisions on animal cruelty based on Bill C-373 and to recommend against Bill S-213.” Essentially Bill S-213 raises the penalties for animal cruelty but that’s about it whereas Bill C-373 changes the language and helps to protect animals more so than the current legislation.

A few examples:

It is currently an offence to kill an owned animal without lawful excuse. However, wild or stray animals can be killed for any reason. Bill S-213 still would not extend any protection to wild/stray animals. Effective legislation makes it an offence to kill any animal without a lawful excuse (lawful excuses include hunting, fishing and farming).

There is also a section for brutal and vicious killing of animals that the current legislation does not address. Several years ago in Edmonton, two men tied a dog to a tree and beat it to death with a baseball bat. A vet testified that the dog died instantly on the first blow therefore the men could not be convicted of causing unnecessary pain and suffering. Under Bill S-213 there would be no change whereas Bill C-373 makes it an offence to kill an animal with brutal or vicious intent whether or not the animal dies immediately.

Scott wanted to know where I stood on animal rights and I believe that all animals should be protected under the law whether they are a stray or a pet. Animals should not be trained for fighting, nor should money exchange hands for such things, it’s barbaric. Tying weights around an animals’ neck and trying to drown it or starving an animal to near death is not OK, it is cruel and stiffer penalties are a must. Lastly, I want to know what the hell type of person would treat another living breathing being with such disregard anyway, animal lover or not???

It has been just over 3 months since the beginning of my silly goal list. Progress thus far:

I’m STILL working on #14 the damn vitamin one. I am supposed to take them every day for 90 consecutive days. I even bought one of those pill holders to help me out. The problem is I’ve missed a day here and there and have to start ALL over again which is frustrating. It would be ideal to take them as soon as I wake up, however the pills upset my tummy when taken sans food; by the time I get home in the evening vitamins are the last thing on my mind… thus the dilemma. Any Ideas????

#35 Read all of the unread books on my shelf (2/35)

Umm yeah, still at 2 completed and one on the go…..oh did I mention I just bought two new books as well….ay dios mio.

#73 Finish the 1st 3 seasons of LOST before the 4th season begins

I have watched the 1st 2 seasons thus far. Unfortunately the 3rd season is not available until December 11. The writers strike might actually come in handy for once haha. No rush on this one apparently.

#41 Visit 15 of my placements at work (4/15)

#44 was a 3 parter: Clean out closet/under my bed/dresser

I cleaned out my closet and rearranged some things….and by things I mean my ridiculous amount of shoes/ Bath & Body hand soap. I put a bag together and gave a bunch of clothes to a fellow freecycler.

#24 Try a new recipe once a week for 4 months (4/16)

Every time I try a new recipe I end up hating it, so it wasn’t a surprise when I made a Green Bean and Mushroom casserole that was wretched. The consistency was awful…..


Next I tried Tofu Fingers which I must say were rather delightful, not something to eat all of the time, but I will most likely make them again.

I tried a “light” chickpea salad…..ummm it called for one can of chickpeas and ¾ cup of mayo among other ingredients. It was like eating a can of mayo so I added a 2nd can of chickpeas to even it out a bit. It’s actually quite good now!!

I recently bought a new blender and tried one of the “smoothie” recipes. It was quite good with yogurt and mangos, good for my sweet tooth.



Completed:


# 3 Make my bed for 30 consecutive days

#9 Take a class at Good for Her

Umm yeah, I’ve already written about the HJ class :)

#26 Get a minimum of 100 signatures on my Animal Rights Petition

Yay!! With the help of a few people I was able to make this goal a success, namely LD who came through big time! Time was a bit of a factor as well as the petitions needed to be in by
November 1.

#32 Floss everyday for one month

Have I continued flossing every day since completing this goal……not at all. I do however get around to flossing about twice a week which is good enough in my books.

#40 Try a Tofurkey for Thanksgiving

I was elated when I found my Tofurkey at a local health store and popped that sucker in the oven soon after. My family ate the carcass of a bird, I ate something that resembled fake meat in a tube. To be honest it really wasn’t that bad with the gravy and stuffing.

#50 Put all of my digital photos on disks

This one took for bloody ever as some of the photos needed sprucing up IE rotating and eliminating red-eye but alas it has been done.

#68 Send a letter to a Canadian soldier

I sent a card off last month so someone should have it in the near future. I didn’t put a return address on it though as I’m not looking for penpals with a penchant for guns and killing.

#74 Ride the Wicked Twister and Top Thrill Dragster

I seriously thought I had a made an enormous mistake while I was sitting on the Dragster waiting for the green light to hurl me into a certain death. I lived…and lost my voice from screaming in sheer terror.

#75 A month with no booze

September was a loooooooonnnnggg month :)



Any recipe ideas??

Yay!!

Black Friday was an interesting experience, one that I hope to participate in again next year. I was told that most restaurants would be closed on the 22nd and that we may find ourselves eating at the local gas station. That came extremely close to being our reality as we drove around for a good hour looking for the "one restaurant" that would be open according to our front desk staff at the hotel (ours did not have a restaurant). I'm not sure if it was the shoddy directions he gave me or my lack of following correct ones, but we never found "Friendlys." We did however stumble upon a Perkins after driving around......forever!!! Yay!!!

We purchased a local newspaper and headed back to our hotel room to plot and plan which deals we wanted to get first and where to go. We then tried to go to bed, with the assistance of gravol at 8:30pm. Needless to say I tossed and turned until well after midnight desperately wanting to sleep. BEEP BEEP BEEP ahhhh I love the sound of an alarm at 2:30am.


I must say we did a fantastic job of not only staying awake but staying in good spirits while utter chaos closed in around us. We expected to stand in long lines and did just that while others tried to bud in ahead much to the dismay of those around them. We shopped from 4am until 2pm sans break which is a feat in and of itself. We finally emerged from the mall to the sight of big fluffy snowflakes falling all around us which was a change from the bright beautiful sun only 5 hours before. We gave our very weary legs a break from standing and stuffed our very hungry tummy's at The Olive Garden. Of course our shopping extravaganza was not over yet, we stayed out for a good 2 hours after our meal and finally returned to our hotel room around 5:30pm. Phew!!!

We had planned to shop the following day as well, but had purchased far too much already and were over our limit for the border as well there was absolutely no room left in my friends SUV. So we relaxed that night, watched a silly movie and got a good nights sleep for our drive home. We had a good giggle at the Toll Booth the next day as the woman chastised us for paying with all of our remaining change. Last time I checked, dimes and nickles were still considered money no??? My friend apologized to her in advance and stated we couldn't use the change at home and wanted to get rid of it. She told us we had to "wait until I count this" which we obviously expected. We waited quietly while she muttered to her friend about how "they wouldn't do this at the bridge" and about how obviously horribly rude we were blah blah blah. I plan to pay with all of my leftover pennies next time I go through :)

I clearly have a penchant for shoes among other things. I mean come on now, that first pair, patent peep toe, silver healed lovelies, how could I not?? My only other "big" purchase was a camcorder and I bought a few books "Eat Pray Love" and "Love in the Time of Cholera." Did anyone else brave the crowds and pick up a few treats??

Shopping!!!

Happy Turkey Day to my American bloggy friends!!! (I am thankful this year that Lenny Kravitz is playing the Grey Cup haha ) In honour of your day, I will be participating in the shopping frenzy that is Black Friday!!! Wish me luck, I shall return in a few days :)

Oh and did anyone else catch the bizarre article regarding Sesame Street and how the old episodes are not suitable for children nowadays??? Apparently Cookie Monster encourages diabetes, Oscar has a mental health issue IE Depression, and Big Bird is off his rocker as he "sees" things/has an imaginary friend IE Snuffalupagus. Oh and it teaches children that it's ok to go home with strangers as a little girl goes home with Gordon to eat cookies and meet his wife. Ummmmm how about we just enjoy the bloody show???

So what have you been doing????

Ah yes, facebook has sucked me in and made me it's bitch. It's true, I've been chatting with some very old friends lately (kindergarten to high school old friends). It is very strange to me, as I'm a firm believer in the "If I didn't care to keep in touch with you, then why do I want to talk to you now" mantra. I kept in touch with those that were close to me and the rest of us just went our separate ways. We went to different universities/colleges, moved to different cities/countries and started lives without one another.

I am slightly curious to find out what happened to the guy I walked home with every day for 7 years, or the one who's pool I used to swim in after school. I have years and years of memories with these people who are now virtual strangers to me. I wonder if I would get along with them now? Would we have the same views, ethics, morals? I wonder if a reunion would prove disastrous or would we start right back from where we left off?

One gave me his phone number and wants me to call "anytime day or night," another suggested going out for a beer in the next few weeks. I'm treading lightly at the moment and won't be calling anyone anytime soon, but going out for a drink to catch up is not entirely out of the question. Any thoughts on this??

PS: the answer to my question last post .... Lips. I love a nice full set of lips on a man!!

Can you pass me that banana??

Some of you expressed an interest in learning about the male anatomy class that Jennifer and I recently took. It was called the Sophisticated Hand-job which a few of my male friends found strange as according to them nobody gives hand-jobs anymore. Huh, anymore?? I never really gave them to begin with I was more of a blo....umm yeah I'll stop myself right there!!

This class was goal #9 on my list, I figured why not take a seminar that was A) fun B) useful and C) obviously a lot more interesting than a silly cooking class. We arrived early for the 2.5 hour class and checked out the swag in the store, tested the paddles and whips on one another and had a few laughs. The class began and all participants had to go around, introduce ourselves, explain why we were there and the body part on a man that we most enjoyed. I would love for each and every one of you to guess my answer to the last question! What do you think I enjoy most on a man??

The facilitator described the techniques as well as demonstrated on a dildo and used some video clips. She was very informative and we had a few giggles along the way. (This description is starting to remind me of the time I was telling a friend about a date I had just been on. She informed me that my story telling was akin to a police report....here are the facts and that's it Haha!!) We were given dildos for the last half of the class to lube up and practice on; I thought I would be a lot more embarrassed about rubbing a fake cock in front of my friend and a bunch of strangers but I felt quite comfortable. Perhaps I'm turning pervy!!! Now if I can just find someone to practice my new found talent on.........

Interesting....

I was informed recently about a little diddy called a merkin.......ringing bells for anyone else out there??? I myself had never ever heard of such a thing and was giggling like a 12 year old boy when I found out exactly what a merkin was. For those of you not in the know, it's a pubic wig, orginally worn by sex trade workers to disguise the marks of syphilis, among other things.

I for one think this would be a fun/playful accessory to have around. Rather than surprising your partner with sexy lingerie, you could change the colour and shape of your merkin. Fun fur pink one day, a real hair bearded look the next. So get out there and try something new, buy a merkin today!! (and yes they are made for both men and women and no you don't have to be a sex trade worker or have syphilis to sport one) Ha!!!

Quiz

I was tagged by JLee to do this rather long quiz :)


1. Name one person who made you laugh last night?



Jennifer, we were taking a “class” regarding the male anatomy. Her introduction made me giggle!


2. What were you doing at 0800?


Drying my hair and getting ready for work.



3. What happened to you in 2006?


I did some travelling and was able to visit Vegas and Africa. I frolicked on the beaches of Benin in just a swimsuit, it was liberating as i'm a sarong type of gal and like to cover up. I felt free for the first time in years.



4. How many beverages did you have today?



So far one just water.


5. What color is your hairbrush?



I have a grey and black paddle brush.


6. Where were you last night?



I was at the “class” regarding the male anatomy with Jennifer. It was on my goal list you pervs haha!



7.What color is your front door?


Beige how boring.



8. Where do you keep your change?


I keep my change in the change part of my wallet of course. The rest is kept in my closet in a container. I have broken several wallets stuffing them too full of change so I try to keep the overflow out of there.


9. What's the weather like today?



It is fucking freezing 3 degrees but feels like minus 1. I heard a rumour that it is supposed to snow this weekend BLEH!!!!


10. What's the best ice cream flavor?


Ben & Jerry’s Half Baked: Chocolate Fudge Brownies meets Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough. A concoction of Chocolate & Vanilla Ice Cream mixed with Fudge Brownies & Gobs of Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough. YUMMY!!!



11. What excites you?


Summer and hot weather, travelling, holding hands, warm kisses on my neck…..


12. Do you want to cut your hair?



No way, I always grow it to a certain point and then chop it off, not this time!!


13.Are you over the age of 25?



A little bit, but i'm still desperately clinging to the last of my 20’s.


14.Do you talk a lot?



I do talk a lot however it depends if I find the topic interesting, otherwise I’m rather quiet.

15. Do you watch the OC?


I did watch the OC when it was on, but I do not watch the reruns.



16. Do you make up your own words?



Umm sometimes but not too often. PP is a fan of the word "agreeal."


17. Are you a jealous person?



Sad but true I can be, though I do hide it well and try not to come off as an absolute loon.



18. Name a friend whose name starts with an 'A'?



Adam, I’ve known him for a few years now, good guy.


19. Name a friend whose name starts with a 'K'?



Kelly is someone that I work with however we are friends outside of work. She’s hilarious.



20. Who's the first person on your received call list?



Jennifer



21. What does the last text msg you received say?



“Just got in from the gym and nearly had to pull over, thank you”


22. Do you chew on a straw?



I don’t use straws very often and I certainly do not chew on them.


23. Where's the next place you are going?



After work I’m off to a friends house to see her new baby. Travel wise the States for some Black Friday shopping and Vegas next February for a wedding.


24. Who's the rudest person in your life?



I could name a few…..


25. What was the last thing you ate?



A veggie sub on whole wheat bread. Not very exciting however my choices are rather limited at sub shops these days haha!



26. Will you get married in the future?


Hmmm never say never, however I do not have any plans to do so. If I were to get married it would be a small ceremony in some far off place. I loathe big wedding’s and boring speeches.


27. What's the best movie you've seen in the last 2 weeks?



Nightmare Before Christmas 3D is the only movie I’ve seen in the last two weeks. I felt a little ridiculous at the theatre with glasses on however it was great. I love love love Jack Skellington!


28. When was the last time you did dishes?


Today at work, had to wash my spoon.


29. Are you currently depressed?



I’m generally in a state of melancholy with hints of happiness thrown in.



30. Did you cry today?



Nope, but if they try to make me hold the baby I might haha, I’m not a baby person.



31. What was the last thing you said aloud?



“I’m going to tell her that her kid is a liar” regarding a client


32. What car do you drive and what Bumpersticker(s) do you have on it?



Mazda and no bumperstickers, I think they are tacky, however I do enjoy reading them. Does that make any sense?


33. Why did you answer this and post it?


I was tagged and it gave me something to write!


I tag WIGSF, SS , Wiwille and anyone else interested in doing the quiz.

Dating

It seems as though in the last week or so I've become unbearably pathetic and a few friends have decided to "set me up." Very strange seeing as these friends come from different groups and don't know one another but clearly have impeccable timing.

I walked into a friends house last Tuesday she declared she had found someone for me to date, a client of hers, older, established and if she wasn't married she'd hop on that train for a ride.

The 2nd friend is a gal on my volleyball team. We've played together for a few years and she inquired about my status a few weeks ago. I laughed and told her I was perpetually single (ask me in 10 years and the answer will still be the same). She wrinkled her brow in a WTF kind of way and said she didn't get it, I am fun, athletic blah blah and she would keep her eye out for me. We're having a few drinks this week after our game and she nonchalantly leans over and tells me she's going to bring a friend from work by one of these days after the game. I begged her to tell me when as I'm A) wearing some form of sweat pant attire and B) sweaty as hell with no makeup and rather disheveled hair after our games. Not a great first impression though I'd imagine it's the worst I will ever look. She said nope it would be a surprise. BAH!!!

Lastly, there's a friend of a friend that I ended up chatting with via facebook. He's asked me out already several times and I've always declined because I really do hate dating. As well he's the absolute opposite of myself, he's very quiet, tall and very skinny, doesn't go out much and has never travelled. However, on my list of goals I have to go on 5 dates within the next few years (laugh all you want but that's a lot for me as I loathe dating. It most likely stems from my self esteem issue) so I'll most likely give it a go.

What about the rest of you singles out there, how is the dating world treating you and do you actually enjoy going on dates?

What the fuck.....

Perhaps it's my crapola mood but people have been driving me absolutely mad these past few days. What the fuck is wrong with people?

I'm standing in line at the local coffee shop, it's 8am, I'm half asleep & next in line. Next thing I know I feel something rubbing up against my shoulder. I turn to look and almost bump noses with this old fart. He's practically standing right on top of me. I wanted to give him a dirty look and ask if he'd perhaps like to jump on my shoulders to get a better look at the selection seeing as I'm clearly in his way. My next thought was to move my arms around wildly knocking him in the process. Unfortunately I was too tired to argue with the shoulder molester and let it go.....ass!!

That being said, let's talk about compliments for a moment. They are lovely to get and of course make one feel good (sometimes), however I have a tendency to poo poo them away. It doesn't matter what the compliment is, I just can't seem to accept it. If someone comments on my hair I'll banter back with how I was supposed to wash it that day but didn't and how out of control it is. Oh what about those beautiful shoes I'm wearing......these old things, please I've had them for ages and they barely match my skirt. I'm photogenic you say....oh dear lord have you actually seen me in person.....dreadful it is. Does anyone else share this problem?

I will never forget a friend of mine had just returned from travelling. We were catching up at some cheesy bar and a slow song came on. We began to dance and as we talked he started to tell me how beautiful I was. I did the usual "no no" and he went on to tell me how people never take the time to compliment one another and we should all give love and kind words. And to be honest it did feel wonderful and he was being sincere and I will never forget how a I felt at that moment.