Monday, September 17, 2012

This past week I have come across 3 different people in public restrooms that have grossed me out! 

The first woman was at a mall in the States! The bathroom was filthy, toilet paper all over the floor, overflowing garbage's and such! I'm waiting my turn, the first stall opens up and a woman in her 70's emerges, she turns right and heads out the door! The sinks were to the left!

Ladies number two and three were both at a yummy Indian restaurant in TO. Again I'm waiting my turn and notice the door of the last stall open and a woman's back against it on the inside, I'm assuming she's finishing up and coming out. Another minute goes by and while the door is still ajar I see her feet hit the floor and hear the "psssshhhhhhh" sound of someone urinating! She's actually peeing with the door wide open!!! About 30 seconds pass (she's still peeing) and she finally shuts and locks the door! I didn't see her doing her business as I was waiting closer to the 1st stall but hello there were only 3! WTF?!?!

Girl number three came out of the 1st stall while I was still horrified with the exhibitionist a few doors down (who was STILL peeing). She saunters out holding her cell and walks right out the door! 

What the hell happened to being hygienic  and not showing your hoo haw in public?? Even if a person is disgusting and doesn't regularly wash their hands after using the facilities can't they amuse the people around them and do it in public???? And shut the door!!!! I think my new MO will be to shame them "HEY YOU with the FECES on your hands, you forgot to WASH them"!!!!!



Wednesday, September 05, 2012

Go Cowboys!

I barely slept last night, not sure why but I tossed and turned and woke up completely groggy and exhausted.    I poured my oatmeal into a bowl, added cold water and searched around the kitchen for a microwave. I was staying at a friends house and she used to have one....oh well....tossed that out and figured I would hit up a coffee shop on my way to work. I was trying to be good and have a healthy breakfast but figured the next best thing would be an egg on an english muffin as I was running late. Just my luck a gas station with a Tim Horton's inside!! Of course I totally forgot that some gas stations have the help yourself coffee kiosks which only offer doughnuts, cookies and muffins. I went for the muffin which I'm sure had just as much fat as the cookie!

PP and I were at the same jail today so we had a yummy sushi lunch (which is why I wanted to have a healthy breaky) and wandered over to a shopping centre afterwards to look around. I of course had to use the facilities after my sushi lunch and sauntered into one of the washrooms. I thought it was very odd that they only had 2 stalls in such a large washroom, then I noticed a putrid smell and looked to my left...urinals....why would there be urinals in the women's washroom....DOH! I had walked right into the men's. I could not stop laughing at myself, I made it all the way to the back of the restroom before even noticing I was in the wrong one!

We stopped off at a Tim Horton's before going back to work as one of our friends wanted us to bring her a coffee back to the institution. I go in, order, leave and as we're sitting at a stoplight I look for my cell phone to text my friend to come out to grab her coffee only it's missing!!! Did I seriously just leave my phone at the coffee shop?!? Sure did!! Thankfully the staff put it in a back room and within minutes it was safe pffff in my hot little hands once again. I've had a cell for 15 years and not once have I randomly left it anywhere!

Clearly I could have used a lot more sleep last night and was hoping to make up for the lack of it this evening by going to bed early! Then I found out the Cowboys were playing and had to watch! It was worth it, they won!!! I'll just have to make myself a coffee in the morning and steer clear of any washrooms that I'm not familiar with!