Some of you expressed an interest in learning about the male anatomy class that Jennifer and I recently took. It was called the Sophisticated Hand-job which a few of my male friends found strange as according to them nobody gives hand-jobs anymore. Huh, anymore?? I never really gave them to begin with I was more of a blo....umm yeah I'll stop myself right there!!This class was goal #9 on my list, I figured why not take a seminar that was A) fun B) useful and C) obviously a lot more interesting than a silly cooking class. We arrived early for the 2.5 hour class and checked out the swag in the store, tested the paddles and whips on one another and had a few laughs. The class began and all participants had to go around, introduce ourselves, explain why we were there and the body part on a man that we most enjoyed. I would love for each and every one of you to guess my answer to the last question! What do you think I enjoy most on a man??
The facilitator described the techniques as well as demonstrated on a dildo and used some video clips. She was very informative and we had a few giggles along the way. (This description is starting to remind me of the time I was telling a friend about a date I had just been on. She informed me that my story telling was akin to a police report....here are the facts and that's it Haha!!) We were given dildos for the last half of the class to lube up and practice on; I thought I would be a lot more embarrassed about rubbing a fake cock in front of my friend and a bunch of strangers but I felt quite comfortable. Perhaps I'm turning pervy!!! Now if I can just find someone to practice my new found talent on.........
16 comments:
I always enjoy a nice handjob. See when she has my member in her hand and looks me in the eye and our lips meet and she teases me with her mouth, outlining the shape of my mouth with the tip of her tongue.......
I really always thought hand jobs were for high schoolers... but, hey, it's always good to brush up on some old skills =)
As for your favorite male body part I have no idea. The cock seems like far too obvious an answer. Hmmm...
Haha, you straights are so funny! How you guys ever manage to get anything done is a mystery to me.
(By the by, I hope they weren't telling you to use lube all the time - what a mess)
So... what are you doing Saturday night?
Miss Ash gone Wild!! hahaha
Don't underestimate this talent...I could get you a really great job at a massage parlor. KIDDING!
Yrautca, that sounds like something out of a Harlequin Romance novel haha!!
SS, yes too obvious and I actually think they are ugly!
TT, I'd love to take such a class with you I think you would be hilarious!! Maybe my next "class" should be taught by you.
WIGSF, nada and yourself?
Jlee, bah it's only for special occassions haha!! I don't want to make a career out of it.
Not the response I was expecting. I've got nothing written in stone.
Well if you need a research subject....I mean I'm willing to help all in the name of science. Call me a nice guy.
How could you ever be shy to do anything in front of me? Seriously.
The class was funny, but I have to admit that while I have my own wang at home to practice on, I haven't.
WIGSF, what kind of response were you expecting??
Wiwille, hmmm I'd try the "Ode To Brian" move on you first haha
Jennifer, yeah your're right, I shouldn't be embarassed in front of you...you've shown me your holey undies amoung other things....
maybe this is why Australia’s education system is in such a poor state? The variety of classes on offer seems to fail in comparison.......perhaps this should be raised as an issue at next weeks election!.......also nice work on the brushing up your skills. What do you enjoy most on a man? I am intrigued
Something along the lines of "In your dreams pal." That is the usual response I get from a woman when I ask about Sat. night.
You should start every conversation you have in the next two weeks with "I recently attended a Sophisticated Hand-job class and . . . "
Practice does make perfect as I'm sure the teacher mentioned. As for your favorite part, I bet you stay above the belt & go with eyes or something similar.
Hahaha! This was fascinating!
Cxx
Aussie Pom, yes you should mention this to the candidates haha!!
WIGSF, I"m not that mean :P
2DP, very good guess and quite close, but no cigar.
Scott, haha!!
Claire, thank you :)
wtf. what are you doing to me. I guess since I'm in Africa, this is the only kind of action I should be getting. Do you think you could come teach that class here?
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