Ah the weekend. Friday i went to a friends and we watched Return to Oz...anyone remember that with the wheelers and the heads? Good times. Anyway so her husband gets a firecall and off he goes. She calls me the next day to let me know this girl had swerved to miss a deer and flipped her car numerous times and was preggers and may be paralyzed. Skip ahead a few hours and i'm on my way to a Rugby Beerup in the states with some friends. They begin to talk about one of their friends and how his girlfriend may be paralyzed. I pipe in and recant what i had heard inquiring if it is the same girl..... the three of them ask in unison "she was pregnant??" OOPS. So then of course i back track and was like "not sure." Insert foot into mouth. Ughh.
So we arrive at the beer up, i'm one of the few girls there. I felt like i was in an Episode of the Family Guy, they began to sing these politically incorrect songs.....like my mouth was on the floor from shock and horror but i was laughing at the same time, a guilty pleasure perhaps. The drinking continues and some of them wrestle, rip halloween decorations down, i see genitals, drinking out of shoes .....on and on. So now it's 6pm and we must depart for an all you can eat and drink fundraiser even though i'm sure we'd had enough to drink at this point.
It takes us a loooonnnnggg time to find this place and the guy driving goes down a one way street...the wrong way but we eventually arrive safely. So more drinking and eating and around 8ish i see this girl who came up with us but in a different car is rather unsteady, spilling her wine everywhere. I suggest she have some water but she goes to get more wine. Hands empty she turns around from the bar and boooommm vomits' everywhere. Ughhhh. So being the only other girl with them i must tend to her in the washroom and make sure she's alright. She eventually gets off the bathroom floor and there is vomit all in her hair, on her pants, hanging off her chin Ughhhhh. So it's like 8:30 i'm half in the bag and the bouncers say barfy has to leave. I did not come up with her but decide to leave with them anyway. It had been a long day.
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10 comments:
nice...
so you put your foot in it and then had to clean someone up...lovely
PX - Leave her alone...LOL...
Oh man that's gross. How did you get her home in the car and did she puke some more?
Her Bf had a garbage bag at her feet and she did vomit again after we crossed the border, just once though out the window. After that she hung her head out the window in the rain the whole way home.
out the window...cool
there are 2 stories about people chucking out of window that spring to mind
the first guy pukes and left his mates car with a stripe of vomit running the lenght of the car...like a go faster stripe or something
the second guy attempted to chuck up out the window, but we couldn't get it open in time and i was on the phone to his dad at the time "hi mr smith we're bringing danny home...no danny out the window...urgh!" he managed to hit the window and it sprayed back onto him and covered him
it was great
HaHa PX yeah i've been known to have some issues in cars. Once it was a cab, same thing as Danny could not get the window rolled down and another time out the window of my friends car. She just thought someone had barfed on her car in the parking garage, till she found reminents on her seatbelt inside.
OH I REMEMBER that night in the cab....I dont know how the driver missed it....LOL.....
Oh Ash,
I've only ever done it once and it was out the window of the cab. I got it all out the window, every bit of it, but the cab driver was still seriously pissed off. There was no hiding it, I was in the cab alone. Anyway, the cabbie is yelling at me, I couldn't understand him, I'm not sure it was English, but I'm sure I have a pretty good idea what he was saying. He squeals to a halt and still yelling passes me a cloth. In my drunken state, I thought he was being nice and so I said, "Oh, thank you!" and wiped my mouth with it. He gets really pissed off and jumps out of the cab, runs around and reaches in the window, grabs the cloth from me and starts wiping the outside of the car. In retrospect, I bet that cloth was some disgusting rag he used to wipe vomit off his cab - but I was too drunk to notice. So he wants me to get out and walk, I said no damned way, you've got to take me home. Reluctantly he takes me home at breakneck speed. I gave him a big tip, but I don't think it made him any happier.
LOL!!! "Oh thank you"...Jenny you're SO funny!!! Eww...you used someone's dirty puke rag to wipe your mouth. LOL!!!!!
LMAO Jennifer, you wiped your face with who knows what and said "oh thank you" to him . You are HILARIOUS.
PP yes yes you were there that evening and i remember when we got to your house you yelled "run" before the cabbie could see it. You then asked another cab some other day what would happen if someone puked in his cab. He would make them pay money and drive them to clean it up ewe.
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