Thursday, January 26, 2006

5 Weird Habits

Alright so Jennifer was tagged to complete this and i decided to join in for shits and giggles. You are supposed to write down 5 weird habits that you have.

1) It horrifies me when others drink out of my glass or bottle or whatever it is i am drinking out of. I think it is terribly unsanitary and at the very least if they want to try my drink, i will turn the glass around so our lip marks do not touch. I don't need someone elses' saliva and food bits in my glass. Same goes for anything else i would put up to my lips. Dawn's dad once asked me for a drag of a smoke and I yelled out "what" with a disgusted look on my face. Once Dawn explained my aversion to him, he made a quip about me being able to share air with other people. Which leads me to my next habit...

2) Whenever i am out in public, walking past someone and they sneeze, i hold my breath until i pass the area that they were in. This also applies when people cough. Perhaps i have some weird issue with getting sick that i am unaware of, but i certainly do not want their icky germs in my body.

3)I have this obsessive habit of picking at my toenails. I'm not sure why but anyone that knows me has seen me at some time or another whip off my socks and fondle my toenails. I also always have them cut short. This is going to be a problem in June when i'm a bridesmaid as my friend wants us to get pedicures...i'll have to try and grow them.

4) Whenever I see a dead animal on the side of the road i bless it. My friend Lisa does this and i thought she was a big weirdo the 1st time i saw her do it and now i do it as well.

5) Years and years ago a friend told us while we were out drinking one evening that if you blow into the beer bottle when it is opened, you will not get a hangover. Usually a bit of mist comes out and if you get rid of it you will not feel the pangs of death the next day. Silly and very untrue, but i still do it to this day.

14 comments:

yrautca said...

You forgot to add that when you see something to eat you just sit down and fill up on it. Just helping you out, ya know.

Px said...

you've got OCD!!!
unclean!
unclean!

Miss Ash said...

Yes that's right yrautca.

PX..funny, but nope, no OCD. I think i'm just cautious of getting sick or getting coldsores or whatever LOL i've never had one.

Jennifer said...

I think it's funny that you put this post about all your weird neuroses above the one about the Neurotic date.
You and PX should get together and pick eachother's nails.
I also think it's funny that Ash won't share a drink with anyone but I doubt she'd think twice about giving some guy a blow job.

Miss Ash said...

Jennifer you kill me i'm laughing so hard. A blow job doubtful...however kissing is like shaking hands to me.

Lindsey said...

I'm afraid those are...extremely weird. LOL!

Princess Pessimism said...

As I am someone who has lived through all of these things with Ashley, I assure you, although they are idiocincracies, they are the things that make her a riotous entertainment.

She ASLO has this thing where she sits in the most uncomfortable pisition, but finds it comfy...Its like she leans back, and has one leg bent, foot on the bed. then the other foot is crossed across that knee, but her foot is pulled all the way up to her hip. It's CRAZY...but makes it accessible for toenail picking.

berly02 said...

I totally have to try the blowing on the beer thing. Who told you friend that?

Anonymous said...

...if kissing is like shaking hands for you....then all i can say is 'it is a pleasure to meet you'

Jennifer said...

So what you are saying Ash is that next time I have a coldsore I should make sure to have a drink out of the glass of your date? And lick all the straws in the dispenser for PP!

Natalia said...

Ever watched Monk? lol Sounds like OCD to me :)

-N

Anonymous said...

I love these quirks of yours. They are good ones. I also have a germ phobia so I hear you on #1 & #2.
=)

Miss Ash said...

Berly i'm not sure who told her about the beer thing.

Linny, I don't think they are that out there LOL

PP yes i sit like a twisted pretzel and find it terribly comfortable...i suppose i am going to have shitty knees when i'm older.

Aussie Pom pleasure to meet you as well :)

Jennifer that is sick

Natlia, i have never seen that show but i've heard of it.

SS i carry purell around and use it often LOL

Jennifer said...

She also carries around bags of vaseline.