So we're out drinking last night ... quel surprise and Tim starts to tell a blond joke to Melissa and myself. It went something like this:
A blonde was sitting on the train reading the newspaper.
The headline read, "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed".
She shook her head at the sad news, then turned to
the stranger sitting next to her and asked,......
"Wow that is really sad, how many is a Brazilian?"
So i groan and give a slight chuckle as i've heard this before and Melissa stands there looking perplexed because as she put "I don't get it." Yes my friends Melissa is in fact blonde. She may blame this moment on the amount of alcohol she had consumed however i beg to differ :)
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12 comments:
LOL. I'm going to tell that at work tomorrow!
Too funny. I love blonde jokes and that was a new one for me. Thanks!
Seriously I dont get it either. I must have blonde ancestory.
I've heard that one before. It kills me. Can I still laugh at blonde jokes now that I've dyed my hair that color? Is that considered hypocritical? I mean, I'm not REALLY a blonde.
Hey Ash, btw, let me tell you about my TV since you asked.
When I first got it I hooked it with standard cable. The image was not good at all. It was worse than watching on tube. Because this kind of TV is made for HD reception. On Saturday I got HD and upgraded my cable to have a digital box. I was blown away. The HD chanels look like real life. I really like it now. I like watching sports on it. The definition is awesome.
Mind you, I have to now pay an extra monthly fee for my digital box and HD upgrade. Its $5 for HD and $15 or so for HBO. This is on top of what I am paying now for basic cable. Hope it helps. Ask me if you have any questions.
heh heh
i've heard that one before
quick one for you
in an attempt to prove that not all blondes are dumb, my friend dyed her hair brunette. when she next went out she saw a farmer, she said to the farmer, "if i can correctly estimate the number of sheep in your flock, can i have one?". the farmer thinking this girl was a little loopy agreed.
after a few minutes, my friend looked up and said to the farmer "you've got 56 ewes and 4 rams in your flock" the farmer confirmed that she was right and let her choose a sheep.
as she was walking away the farmer called after her shouting "if i can guess your true hair colour, can i have my dog back?"
LOL ...PX..that's funny. Miss Ash yours is funny too.
Linny, they will love it.
Jmai, welcome!
Yrautca, i hope you are trying to be funny.
SS yes you can, none of use are really blondes now are we ;)
PX, that was a funny one.
PP, it was cute.
I've heard that one before, but it was about George W. Bush instead of blondes.
I've heard that one before, but it was about George W. Bush instead of blondes.
i have more blonde jokes, but i can't be bothered to find them/write them down
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