So i go to visit Jennifer for the end of my Birthday Celebrations. We spend Friday night in, watching her boyfriend and his friend play old sega games. It was quite funny. Skip ahead to Saturday, it was gorgeous outside, warm and sunny. We gather up a friend and mozy on down to this fantastic Indian restaurant that we all love. Yummm i ate so much food it was great. We straighten our friends hair, it's naturally very curly and quite coarse. When we finished Jennifer said it looked like she was wearing a weave. We had dinner plans with Sly and a few others so we met up with them, but after our glutonous lunch, Jennifer and I end up getting salad and feeling terribly bloated and full. We all go our separate ways however Jennifer and I round up Baron to have drinks with us at a pub down the street from her house. The pints begin flowing and at around midnight i decide i would like to go dancing at some bar i've never been to cause this DJ i enjoy is there. This is where the fun begins.
We get to our new location, Jennifer orders up some tequila shots and off we go. We decide to dance, and drink and try new shots. I have several pictures of Jennifer looking rather smashed and she takes it upon herself to tell me how she thinks it's ridiculous that these girls go up to the DJ and hang all over him. After a few more drinks, Jennifer has joined the DJ in his booth, mind you she was not hanging all over him but it was funny nonetheless. At closing time, we go outside and start to walk down some stairs towards a group of people, at which point one points at me and makes a reference to my "huge boobs." Then tells us it's ok he's gay he can say that. Jennifer then encourages him to touch my boobs which he does, and then tells the other 2 guys in the group that they should have a feel too, while the 2 girls of the group watch and laugh. It was hilarious and awful all at the same time.
A cabbie took us back to the apartment, Jennifer spoke German to him, and i took a picture of her still inside the cab yapping while i waited for her to finish. I woke up to Jennifer vomitting at some point....We managed to get tits up....but were we ashamed of ourselves in the morning....perhaps we should have been but we weren't.

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You went out with Baron??? Like the Baron I used to know when I was very little, who was at Jen and Mikes wedding Baron???
Darn it. Why do I never get to meet girls like you and jenn? I need to relocate to Canada? I may need to marry a canadian to get citizenship though. Any volunteers?
PP, he was one of the people out for dinner.
Yrautca...you want to marry shameless, ridiculously drunk women? There is hope for me :)
"We managed to get tits up" -- I don't know this phrase. What does it mean?
Happy Birthday! Welcome to club 28 =)
...Yes, I know he's friends with Sly...I just didnt know that you were friends with him. =)
SS it means to get drunk :)
PP i'm not friends with him, Sly is and she invited him to dinner. Jennifer just invited him out for drinks after, no biggie it was fun.
Ash, do you remember when we were in Grand Bend and I wore that shirt with the super low neck line? We went with guys we've known since forever. And for some reason every time I tried to talk to any of them all night all I could see was the top of their heads because they were so busy looking down my top.
That was Ash on the weekend.
Slopmaster, let us know when production begins...Jennifer can be the director.
Jennifer, yeah i also recall his friends looking rather cute, though it could have been the booze. As for the shirt in Grandbend i do remember that, apparently we have power of the tatas :)
jennifer and Ash, you sure know how to tease the f*** out of a guy. Post some pics too.
LOL...I never said it was a biggie...I was just wowed to hear his name...as I havent heard it, from anyone other than my brother in law for like 2 years. Thats all.
Yrautca, you're pretty good at typing with one hand!
Off corse. I hav bin reeding yer blog for ower a year now.
Sometimes though i don’t have to use even one hand. You just make me boil without stimulation.
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