He ate the piece of paper...Oh my

So a few funny things this week. I had called a probation officer to find out if my client had been released from prison and left her a message. She in turn called me back and left me one that went something like this:

She stated that the client had indeed been released and she had met with him a few days prior. She reminded him to give me a call and even wrote out my phone number and extension on it. He then proceeded to take the piece of paper, put it in his mouth and "ate it, right infront of me." She commented that apparently he had gone wacko and not to expect a call from him because he no longer had the number as he had eaten it.

At this point I burst into uncontrollable laughter. I'm not sure if it was how she said it or what he actually did, but i could not stop laughing.

PP also reminded me this week in an email of a time i made her burst into uncontrollable laughter. Her parents have a pond behind their house and we decided to go kayaking last summer. My mother kept warning me "whatever you do, don't go in that water it's disgusting and filthy." So of course, i'm trying carefully to get into the bloody kayak but have no idea what i'm doing. I get one leg in, then the other and boom i roll right into the pond. I'm freaking out and trying to get back on the dock because now i think i'm going to grow another head from being in the filth. Needless to say after PP finished laughing at me, we went kayaking. Upon our return to her house, we recanted the story to her mother, she also said "ewe" and made a disgusted looking face at me.