Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Welcome to Hammy




Alright so i decided to give Suki a rest and give Hammy a try....BOO to the name i know, i know. I'm not very creative with pet names, my real bunny at home is actually named bunny.....

So i was watching American Idol tonight and what a treat and wonderful surprise, Prince took the stage and sang a song. I have been in love with Prince for years and years. Way back when, a few friends and I went to one of his concerts. I've always enjoyed his music, but man could he move when we saw him live. I fought with my friends for the binoculars (nose bleed seats) and ever since that moment have found him strangely attractive and quite sexy. I know he's small and short and terribly skinny .... not really a man's man, but there is something about him that makes me smile. That being said, here is my list of unconventional hotties:

1. Prince

2. Conan O'Brien

3. David Spade

4. Jeff Martin - the only reason i'm putting him on this particular list is because Jennifer compared him to Captain Morgan, i don't really think he belongs on here, I've heard girls say that he makes them quiver.....I agree :)

So basically I'm all for a funny/can sing and gyrate not so hot to others but hot to me type of guy. I certainly don't have completely horrible taste, i still find Jude Law and Ewan McGregor hot. (Apparently i have a thing for the Brits as well)

At the Mode concert last week, Sly told us all we each had one and only one "There's your Boyfriend" to use. Her boyfriend had long stringy, curly hair. He was ordering popcorn after the concert and wearing what resembled some type of hockey jersey. Mine was so drunk he could not stand up, it was so bad a group of people were standing around him staring as he balanced on one knee and fell again. Sly said he looked as though he was having some type of seizure, that's how drunk he was. She also mentioned that we are all going to hell and we're sure to come back as ugly people for playing such a game....then we laughed so hard i snorted out loud :)

On a sidenote about going to hell, there was this one other time a few years back. A very un PC friend of mine was driving and almost backed into this woman in a wheelchair. My reaction was "oh my watch out" my friends reaction was to say "well, really, she's already in a wheelchair, she wouldn't have been any worse off" .... Now she's going to Hell!

14 comments:

rawbean said...

I can't believe we both just posted about Prince! See.....he has us under some kind of spell...

I totally agree with Conan O'Brian...as for David Spade...not so much.

Scott said...

Your friend is definately going to hell! Haha....

Loved that Prince was on too. He's got skillz.

scott

Anonymous said...

oh that post was FUNNY! your boyfriend was hilarious, and we're all going to hell!

Miss Ash said...

Rawbean that was strange that we both just posted about Prince LOL.

Scott, unfortuantely i think we all are. There will be a house down there for my friends and I to share.

Sly ... hehe!!

Jennifer said...

David Spade! Gross! Ash! That's awful.

Lindsey said...

I cant' stand prince. A friend of mine was the flight attendant on one of Prince's flight and he was a complete prick.

I do like Conan O'Brien though. I like a good sense of humor, even if it comes with bad hair.

Princess Pessimism said...

I think you should have called Hammy, Mr. Fancy Pants. LOL!!!

Miss Ash said...

Jennifer...you're gross :P

Linny, more Prince for me yay!!

PP, oh lord, that guy was a weirdo

yrautca said...

Prince? David Spade? Do you have bi-sexual tendencies dear? Those are girl men!

I didnt know that 'there's your BF' only allows one pick per night. You should be able to have mutiple BFs.

As for hell, you'd like it better than heaven anyway. All your friends would be there and also it would be a nice warm temperature as compared to frigid Canada.

Jennifer said...

Ash, we're all already going to hell for all the premarital sex, ass play, monkey business, elephant woman comments, not to mention the hijinks in vegas - i refer you to my seven deadly sins series of posts. Once you are already going to hell for doing the small stuff, you might as well go all out.
Yrautca, lots of girls like girly-men. Who cares if they are gay just as long as they don't know it till after you break up. I know a lot of boys who get a lot of mileage off their gay vibe. We have a friend, who, I was astounded to findout, isn't gay. This guy went to a party and danced with a girl he thought was a lesbian, when they each found out that the other was straight they started dating and are still happily together. That was the first hint I had that he was straight.

yrautca said...

jenni, I didnt mean to say these guys are necessarily gay. I understand how Conan is attractive. I frankly do not understand why any girl would be interested in Prince.

Princess Pessimism said...

Jennifer - LOL...Yrautca called you Jenni.

And as for the elephant woman comments...I FORGOT about her...LOL!!!!!!

Big Ben said...

If the car got to close to the guy in the wheelchair I am sure he would have jumped out of the way.

Jennifer said...

Prince, is a sexy weirdo, enough said.