Bridezilla

Woo Hoo it's over. So i wore a strapless tight top with boning infront of 300 some odd people and lived. It really wasn't that bad, and Melissa decided to take a few pics of my back, just to show me that "really it wasn't that bad" as i gave her the evil eye in the Church. So the Bride was 45 mins late for the ceremony, no real reason other than we were late getting our hair finished and the make up lady had too many of us to do in that length of time. I however did get asked countless times "what happened, why were you guys so late?" I guess some people thought she was debating about the ceremony, nope, we were just being typical girls.

It was hot as hell on Saturday, 34 degrees or so. I would know, the one limo broke down and somehow i ended up waiting with the men for the new car to arrive. We barely had enough time to complete the pictures and off we went to the reception. I had a great time, lots to drink, lots of dancing, good friends around it was fun. Not so sure the bride had as much fun however. Here's a small list of things that pissed her off.

1)The limo breaking down.

2)As soon as she walked into the hall she started bitching about the flower arrangements and how she did not pay all that money for this shit. (We continued to hear about the horrible flowers all evening)

3)A fire alarm somehow went off and we were all asked to leave the building. I thought it was hilarious and unique and there was really not much you can do about such a thing, excpet to take photos with the hot firemen. The bride cried and declared "can anything else go wrong?"

4)Oh yes it can. Her cake was apparently nothing like the one she had ordered. Then, in the middle of the evening the cake cracked in half and started to melt into a big pile. I didn't see it but was told they had people with towels trying to steady it and hold it up while they wheeled it out. I told the bride, people were just going to eat it anyway, and she had already cut it.

5)During the speeches she did not speak. People chanted her name as they wanted her to say something. She stood behind us, crying and yelled that now she looked like an asshole, told her new husband she was going to fucking kill him or something along those lines as she thought it was his fault and then proceeded to take the mic and say a quick thank you.

I really can't wait to see the video of this wonderful evening. All the smiles and love that goes along with such a special day LOL.