Did I ever tell you the story of my trip to Germany? I went in order to find out if it was true that all Germans love David Hasselhoff. So I asked everyone I met, 'Do you love David Hasselhoff?' Or, 'Magst du David Hasselhoff?' And every single person replied the same thing, 'Why, do you love David Hasselhoff?' It was the best way of deflecting the question away from themselves and making me look like a moron at the same time. The result of my fact-finding mission was that there were huge displays devoted to the Hoff at all the record stores and he sells like crazy, but I couldn't find a single person to own up to buying his stuff. It was all so disappointing that I didn't even mention Jerry Lewis when I was in France.
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This is pure poetry and I recently saw a picture of David wearing a shirt that read "Don't Hassel the Hoff."
Priceless.
What i want to know after watching this video...is how is he judging Amercia's got Talent when he clearly does not have any?
Melissa, i'm going to make you that shirt :)
Did I ever tell you the story of my trip to Germany? I went in order to find out if it was true that all Germans love David Hasselhoff. So I asked everyone I met, 'Do you love David Hasselhoff?' Or, 'Magst du David Hasselhoff?' And every single person replied the same thing, 'Why, do you love David Hasselhoff?' It was the best way of deflecting the question away from themselves and making me look like a moron at the same time.
The result of my fact-finding mission was that there were huge displays devoted to the Hoff at all the record stores and he sells like crazy, but I couldn't find a single person to own up to buying his stuff.
It was all so disappointing that I didn't even mention Jerry Lewis when I was in France.
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