Tell me a Joke

I haven't written a serious post in a while....and i'm not going to start today :) I've been thinking about the needle exhange programs, the safer injection sites in Vancouver and why the Prime Minister is not at the AIDS Conference. However, i've had a lot of heavy stuff relayed to me this week and i just need a good laugh.

I was with a young girl the other day who found out her partner had AIDS. She was on her way to get tested but called her parents first to tell them. Rather than being supportive it was apparent that they were being accusatory and awful by the way she was responding to them. I can't even imagine.....

Another woman told me a story about how she was raped at 8 years old by a family member, and then was beaten inbetween her legs by another for being dirty. Again, i can't even imagine.....

So needless to say, i am in need of a good laugh. I did get one last night though. I went out with some friends and i'm not sure if you'll recall but from a previous post a while back i had made out with a friends friend in a drunken stupor and it was awful. He molested my mouth with his tongue for a few seconds and then it was over. Anyway, i think he was there last night, i'm not 100% sure. He had his arm around a girl and we were joking that she must like choking while kissing. Then LD pointed and yelled "he's married" to which PP and I are like "WHAT?" Sure enough there was a wedding ring on his hand and her hand. Again, i'm not sure if this was even the same person but we all burst out laughing in sheer horror, i shook my head and asked "how is this my life?"

So my bloggy friends, please tell me some funny stories or jokes to brighten the weekend :)