A few of us went to our old stomping ground on Friday evening. The music was fabulous, we danced and had some beverages and of course played "there's your boyfriend." There was the guy with the bling and the one with his hockey jersey tucked into his jeans....quite the looker. LD pointed out some loose change on the ground (i love picking up change) so she slyly slid it over with her foot so we could crouch down and grab it. I think i made 56 cents. LD was handed a rose from a stranger who then just walked away, I had a cutie try to engage me more than once in witty banter and i giggled at his remarks and continued on. This reminded me of the time Jennifer and i were getting take out in the wee hours of the morning, and the hottest man came up and asked if we would join him and his friend for food. We declined and said we were ordering take-out....silly silly girls, whatever were we thinking?
The charmer however came at the end of the evening. We were at the car gathering our purses and such from the trunk when this guy drove by and said "What up bitches?" We all sort of stood around looking at one another rather confused "did i just hear what i think i heard?" Yes indeed ladies "what up bitches?" It's a wonder we're all single with such talent out there. After the charmer left a woman who was alone in her car summoned our friend Jen over. Apparently she wanted us to smoke a joint with her...yeah ummmmm let me see....no thanks!!
Hope you all had a great weekend. I am off to volleyball this evening and tomorrow morning i get my lady bits frozen off (Well not my actual lady bits but those pesky cells that are causing me grief). Wish me luck !!

8 comments:
Frozen lady bits! Holy crap doesn't sound like fun. Hopefully you find a sauna when you are done.
"There's Your Boyfriend"! That's an awesome game! I'm going to have to remember that one.
BB i plan to take the day off and relax, watch movies and drink tea.
Roonie, oh it's a wonderful game!! We've been playing for years and it never grows old.
PP, I think we were all stunned that someone would actually say that and then we laughed.
So you see Ms Ash, there are plenty guys dying to get going with you bitches but you are being difficult. Having your lady bits frozen doesn’t sound fun at all, so I hope that you get well soon. Shouldn’t be too difficult to freeze anything in frigid Canada.
I've used the "Wassup, bitches!?" line once or twice, and it was to greet a class I was teaching. Hey, it got their attention. :P
love your new picture!!
I've gotten all my coworkers into the "There"s Your Boyfriend" game. We play it everywhere now. A few weeks ago we were having lunch at Subway and every guy who walked in was totally disgusting and it was hard to even pick which was worst (or, as we upped the stakes, which one we'd "do" if we had to pick - not pretty choices). Oh, but we did have some laughs.
Thank you everyone about the photo and my lady bits. All is well thus far....
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