A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank & shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate.
She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son all was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears.'What's wrong?' asked the mother 'I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out,' replied the daughter. The mother told
her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago. About a week later the second daughter walked into the room
in tears. 'Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out.' Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago. A week later her son walked into the room in tears.
her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago. About a week later the second daughter walked into the room
in tears. 'Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out.' Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago. A week later her son walked into the room in tears.
'It's okay' said the Mom, 'I know what happened.
You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out.''No,' said the boy, 'I was playing with myself and I shot the dog.'
You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out.''No,' said the boy, 'I was playing with myself and I shot the dog.'
Let's end today with a man who makes me tingle....Mr. Lenny Kravitz!!!! Yowza!!!
13 comments:
Okay a joke that makes me think about parts best not mentioned then a photo of Lenny, [insert braided pube joke here].
Lenny is so the man.
You must be feeling a bit loopy. Ha. But that's definitely playing with a loaded weapon & let's all be grateful I think that it is physiologically impossible.
ROTFL.."I shot the dog." ROTFL!
And yum Lenny. He was awesome in concert.
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lol not bad joke at all, considering I don't usually get the American sense of humor ;)
Ahahaha! I haven't heard that joke in forever!
Cxx
I'm pooped too.
WIGSF :)
Wiwille, he's totally the man!!
2DP, haha yes it sure is playing with a loaded weapon.
Natalia, I saw him in concert as well, he was awesome.
MM&I, Glad you liked it (I'm Canadian)
Claire, I had never heard the joke previous to this.
Jennifer, Let's take a seista.
I always liked that joke! haha
Lenny is too short for me ;)
Ya, Natalia and I were pretty much drooling the whole time when we saw him. Wait, does he sing? I didn't notice ;)
LOL!!! that joke is hilarious. And that picture of Lenny is so hot.
That joke was something. Lenny is ok. I like a couple of his songs.
That puts my joke to shame.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese!!!! :o)
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