Monday, June 11, 2007

Where's Ron Jeremy?

So it was an interesting weekend considering I did not make any plans and wanted to lounge and relax. As most of you know I'm an absolute baby when it comes to lightening and storms and have a terrible time driving in such weather. PP and I made dinner plans however I was rather hesitent about driving in the storm. She suggested I drive to her house before it started and she would then drive us to the restaurant. It wasn't so bad out when I left so I continued on to the restaurant to meet her (after she made fun of me and my ridiculous fear for almost cancelling). Hmm turns out her neighbours 40 foot tree came crashing into their pool, and if my memory serves me correctly, last time we had a lightning storm a tree in her back yard got hit. Not exactly the place I want to be in such weather but thanks for the offer :P
(I *gasp* stayed home on Friday evening read a bit & watched some tv)

On Saturday afternoon I somehow ended up at the Sex Show in TO with a friend who wanted her photo taken with Ron Jeremy. It was a small event as the real show happens in October, but we saw some errr ahh interesting things whilst there. I may or may not have purchased a little something as well haha. If my mood becomes much more pleasant in the next few weeks it will surely be from my earlier bedtime rather than anything I may or may not have purchased at the show. We never did find Ron but figured we could wait until October. We did however see this rather talented gentleman:
I purchased a very comfy lounger on Sunday and made good use of it while basking in the sun, reading and drinking iced tea. God that felt good.

I just got back from volleyball and had a mid air collision with a teammate as we were both eager to spike the ball. We landed in a mangled, crumpled mess with body parts intertwined and sand all over our bodies. I got to take home a swollen shin, thigh and foot. They are all turning a lovely bluish hue and should be nice and sore tomorrow. Here's a sneak peak below:This last bit is inspired by 2DP's blog. He often likes to end with a pleasant photo, I too shall do so on this fine day.

15 comments:

Natalia said...

Woohoo sex show! Those are so much fun. I like being around people who are open about sexuality. Repressed people give me the creeps.

-N

2 Dollar Productions said...

Who just happens to end up at a sex show in Toronto? Ha.

It's not like I was going to the grocery store, took a wrong turn and ended up stocking up on adult novelties. But I suppose these things do happen.

As for the ending image, you'll never find that on my blog, but I'm glad it pleases you.

Kelly said...

Woohoo, nice!

Wiwille said...

What happens at a sex show ends up on Miss Ash's blog. Awesome.

Oh and that last image was not that pleasant, least not to me. Call me different.

JLee said...

I would rather see that dude than Ron Jeremy in a thong! haha

What kind of panties DOES he have on anyway?

Miss Ash said...

Natalia, all of the people at the booths were very open about sex and putting things in my hands and explaining how they worked. Interesting.

2DP, I seriously went to return some pants and ended up there with a friend, her idea LOL.

Myutopia, I 2nd that!!

Wiwille, haha. Come on it's a pleasant image. I know some men that would enjoy it!

JLee, He was just demonstrating the talent they have over at their strip club....yum!

Anonymous said...

My Mother met Ron Jeremy and got an autographed photo of him. My Dad made her throw it away though.

Hex said...

Just happened to end up at a sex show.. nice phrasing.

Kinda like I just happened to end up at work today instead of sleeping in.

A dear friend of mine corresponds with RJ on a pretty regular basis -- She's always going on about how cool and approachable he is.

Miss Ash said...

WIGSF, hahah why would your dad do that? I think it's hilarious though. Dad a little insecure perhaps :P

Hex, i'm sure RJs a nice fellow, but i'm not sure i'd want him touching me in the photo. Perhaps we could stand at either ends of a statue or something.

Kneller said...

I've never even heard of The Sex Show, and I spent a lot of time in TO.

In my experience, the places you "somehow end up" are usually really good (like a sex show :P) or really bad (like jail). If you're really lucky, you might get both in the same night. :D

Anonymous said...

Oh that sounds fun! In college one of my roommates was an intern at the Jerry Springer show during the summers and she once got a voicemail from Ron Jeremy on her answering machine. We played it over and over and laughed for ages. It was rather vulgar. Good times.

Big Ben said...

Male strippers are pleasants views to you?

Gross!

Bring on the BOOBIES!

Miss Ash said...

Michael, make your next trip in October haha.

SS oh man, Jerry Springer...I can't stand that show. Your friend must have a lot of patience.

BB, Sure are!!

JLee said...

You should post a close up of stripper boy for HNT! haha

Princess Pessimism said...

OOHHHHHHHHHHHHH I have that picture...i charged up my camera battery, and downloaded them already onto my computer....i'll get right on that.