One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist. He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned to do the same to her right thigh.
By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself. The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.
"Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered.
He whispered back, "I found the remote!
By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself. The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.
"Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered.
He whispered back, "I found the remote!
12 comments:
hahahha
*this would not happen in real life ;)
such a man thing to do...but i have a rule that there's no tv in the bedroom, so i wouldn't be fumbling for the remote
And how do you expect a man to turn on his porn? By actually getting up out of bed?
Ha! :)
Though I'd never have a TV in the bedroom with my gf/wife. There's better ways to entertain ourselves. :P
Why would the remote have been on the wife's side of the bed to begin with?
JLee, what do you mean LOL, he'd actually be paying attention to her rather than searching for the remote?
PX, how does this rule work at other people's homes?? I have a TV in my room :)
Wiwille, why yes of course haha
Michael, sadly I do have one as there is not much else going on at the moment and this gal needs some entertainment.
WIGSF, ummm cause women also like to watch TV....
But how would the man have relinquished control of the remote. They're like penises that we're allowed to play with in public.
well lets just hope they were watching pay per view porn.
LOL
Miss Ash, he would be looking for the remote and wanting to have sex at the same time! ha
in other peoples homes i play by their rules...as long as they are willing to play by mine in my home
lol
i've done this in the morning before...it didn't go down to well when i flicked the tv on after turning her on a little...
like PX said though, no tv in the bedroom, it's safer that way
I'm sure she could have gotten what she wanted in the end though. I mean, surely her hubby enjoys the sight of her more than whatever is on the tv. If not, I can think of a few things she could do with that remote...
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