This story happened a while ago in Dublin , and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, its true. John Bradford, a Dublin University student, was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a storm. The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly, he saw a car slowly coming towards him and stopped. John, desperate for shelter and without thinking about it, got into the car and closed the door.. only to realize there was nobody behind the wheel and the engine wasn't on!!
The car started moving slowly. John looked at the road ahead and saw a curve approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life. Then, just before the car hit the curve, a hand appeared through the window and turned the wheel. John, paralysed with terror, watched as the hand repeatedly came through the window, but never touched or harmed him. Shortly thereafter John saw the lights of a pub appear down the road, so, gathering strength, he jumped out of the car and ran to it.
Wet and out of breath, he rushed inside and started telling everybody about the horrible experience he had just had. A silence enveloped the pub when everybody realized he was crying. Suddenly, the door opened, and two other people walked in from the stormy night. They, like John, were also soaked and out of breath. Looking around, and seeing John Bradford sobbing at the bar, one said to the other..."Look Paddy.....there's that fucking idiot that got in the car while we were pushing it!!!!"
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WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them
wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked
sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them
wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked
sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
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So to my bloggy friends a toast:
May the winds of fortune sail you
May you sail a gentle sea
May it always be the other guy
who says, "this drink's on me."
Have a great weekend, I plan to spend mine getting silly as it's October and I can have a drinky poo!!!
CHEERS!!!!
10 comments:
Anyone that say's Drinkie Poo obviously does not need another. hahahaha
Scott
cheers!
It's been a long, hard road and now it's time to celebrate. Enjoy.
Enjoy your month of drinking. Don't do anything that I....
Scott, what you don't like that one either haha!!! It's not as bad as cranky pants.
BB, Cheers to you too!
2DP, I shall.
Wiwille, now worries there, last time I checked you were home on a Sat night :P
Great stories! Have a great weekend and perhaps TWO drinkie poos! haha
You're not the only person having a drinkie poo. I plan on putting Mr. Daniels' children through college this weekend.
I love that Irish story! I'm in Canada soon - fancy meeting up for a drinkie-poo?
Cxx
In-Laws.
Bwahahahaha
Jlee, I had many drinky poos :)
WIGSF, haha hope it was fun!
Claire, most definately, let me know which dates you are here and we can make arrangements.
Mad Munkey, cute joke, i love it!!
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