Awwww Moz you did it again!!! J'taime!!
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I have kept this one article from the newspaper in my desk for a few months now. Whenever I’m having a bad day at work I pull that little piece of paper out and read away. It makes me laugh every time as I can just picture the scene unfolding, enjoy!
“Police are investigating after a man went on a bizarre rampage at a car dealership. A man allegedly used his pickup truck as a battering ram, smashing into five parked vehicles before driving the truck through the entrance of a Volkswagen dealership. Regional police say the man then started urinating on parked vehicles before returning to his truck, grabbing a bottle of champagne and a glass and climbing onto the roof.
_____ was charged with mischief over $5000 and committing an indecent act.”
A recent favorite:
“Police say horns started honking as a sport-utility vehicle sat through six red lights at a south central PA intersection. Officers arrived to investigate the SUV that seemed to be parked in the intersection and found the driver asleep at the wheel with his foot on the brake and a beer in the console. Officers had to yell to wake the man, then had to quickly halt the vehicle when his foot came off the brake and it drifted into the intersection. The 41 year old was charged with driving under the influence.”
Of course drinking and driving is never a laughing matter but the article put a smile on my face regardless.
“Police are investigating after a man went on a bizarre rampage at a car dealership. A man allegedly used his pickup truck as a battering ram, smashing into five parked vehicles before driving the truck through the entrance of a Volkswagen dealership. Regional police say the man then started urinating on parked vehicles before returning to his truck, grabbing a bottle of champagne and a glass and climbing onto the roof.
_____ was charged with mischief over $5000 and committing an indecent act.”
A recent favorite:
“Police say horns started honking as a sport-utility vehicle sat through six red lights at a south central PA intersection. Officers arrived to investigate the SUV that seemed to be parked in the intersection and found the driver asleep at the wheel with his foot on the brake and a beer in the console. Officers had to yell to wake the man, then had to quickly halt the vehicle when his foot came off the brake and it drifted into the intersection. The 41 year old was charged with driving under the influence.”
Of course drinking and driving is never a laughing matter but the article put a smile on my face regardless.
4 comments:
The first one was my favorite as you have to admire someone with a bottle of champagne & the urge to urinate everywhere. I suppose you do.
Morissey eh? Did they serve lots of Vegetarian foods at the concessions?
Maybe he was marking the cars he wanted to buy w/urine? hahah
Hmm. I wonder if he urinated on my car. That would explain a lot.
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