Wednesday, May 27, 2009

I'm dying for something funny to happen....anything!!! You know when you laugh so hard you cry, snort and gasp to catch your breath. It's been a while and I'm patiently waiting for something amusing to fall upon me.....come on now....anytime....I'm waiting......

I left my car in a parking lot on the weekend after having a few too many beverages. I picked it up in the morning, ran some errands and after about 5 hours noticed something taped to the back of my car. It was this huge sign regarding a Parks and Recreation meeting, clearly someone at the bar thought it would be funny to tape it to my trunk.....and it was....I had a good giggle over how silly I must have looked all day and imagined the people behind me squinting to read this big announcement and wondering why it was placed there (squinting to read a big announcement.....is that a bit of an oxymoron??). It was funny but not the kind of funny where I cry I'm laughing so hard though I suppose it's a start.

Perhaps something hilarious will happen this weekend though I am planning to keep a low profile and stay in. Granted, I also planned for that last weekend and ended up at a BBQ, a surprise party and then at a friends house sans car (among other things) due to my consumption of Keiths where it got a little messy.......damn you Keiths!!!

Funny stories anyone....anyone???

9 comments:

Christielli said...

Overconsumption of anything usually means good times. That random sign taped on your car is pretty funny.

Okay, here's a random funny story. Once I was in Winners w some friends and I saw a nice pair of shoes on the ground and I'm like "Wow! These are awesome" and I took off my shoes and tried them on. Little did I realize that there was some lady beside me trying on shoes and she was like "ummm, those are *my* shoes."

Luckily the Bachelorette gives some good LOL moments. Yah, David has total anger management issues. I am looking fwd to next Monday!

Wiwille said...

I for one believe in Keiths.

JLee said...

I don't know if you'll cry, but I posted a funny hedgehog video today. lol (the linked one is funnier)

JLee said...

Oh yeah, and check out failblog (linked on my blog) There is a funny one about a Valentine's Day Card. ;)

Miss Ash said...

Christielli, that is hilarious!! Were you mortified or was the woman nice about it??

Wiwille, I don't know....it's one of my favs....but it got me a little too woo hoo that night.

JLee, I saw them both, I liked the one with Charlotte and the cilantro it made me laugh.

yrautca said...

Donno how funny you find this but this story was amusing at least. Check out the video. This chinese guy was sitting on a bridge contemplating suicide and blocking traffic for hours. He gets some help finally:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPRM1BfxKL0

wigsf said...

Okay, so I'm at this job site. New house going up in Aurora/Stouffville/Newmarket (I dunno, somewhere around there) and there's still all this scaffolding around the front of the house. The front door is accessible but it requires a little duck to get under the scaffolding. Because of the all the rain and the front yard/driveway still just being dirt, it's kinda muddy. The whole way upto the house from the van, I was watching my feet, trying to step in the dryer spots carefully so as to not get ankle deep in mud. I approach the house and step up onto the front porch.

THWAP!

That's what sound my head made as I walked into the scaffolding.

2 Dollar Productions said...

Solid laughs I try to get everyday, all week long, but you're right as the need for those all-consuming hilarious ones are great and long overdue. I'll work on it this weekend. Here's hoping you find yours as well.

Miss Ash said...

Yrautca, ummmm from the description I'm going to say not funny at all...but I'll watch the video just to make sure.

WIGSF, ouch!

2DP, I shall search all weekend long for the same.