I was driving home the other day wondering why the hell people junk up their vehicles with crap. I will never understand the need for the “baby on board” sign. Really you’re fertile…who cares? Or maybe you adopted….still don’t care. Perhaps it’s a step child…..guess what….I don’t care. I can’t fathom the point of such signs. Let’s say the car is in an accident and I’m on the scene. I’ll try to help in any way that I can regardless of the occupants. Baby, no baby whatever I’ll try to assist whomever. Is there anyone out there that can explain the purpose of these signs?

Another thing that boggles my mind when it comes to cars is the Kleenex box in the rear window. Really? Are you really going to reach all the way back there if you have a stuffy nose? And why the back window? Wouldn’t it make more sense to have the stuff up front….it’s always guaranteed that someone will be in the front seat but it’s not guaranteed that you’ll have a passenger in the back seat. Lastly, the constant sun beating down on the Kleenex and the dust, OH the dust collecting all over the bloody things. You need a few snot rags…..put a small pack in the middle console hidden away from judging eyes.

I won’t even get into the whole bumper sticker phenomenon. I don’t even want to mount my GPS on my dash for fear it will leave a sticky round mark. I certainly cannot wrap my head around the fact that people slap ridiculous stickers all over the outside of their vehicles. It’s never just one either…..there’s always a million of them.

Who does this??? If it’s you tell me why, I must know why!!!!