I received an email from PP recently that made me laugh so hard. You see I'm a very social person and tend to go out quite frequently. Like everyone else I'm either making the plans or I've been invited out by somebody else. It drives me bonkers when I make the plans, call one or two other people to join me and then receive calls the next day from others asking "why didn't you invite me, I would have gone". There's always a reason for such things, perhaps I just want one on one time with a certain person, maybe it's a weekend away in which another friend is putting us up and only has so much room for guests or perhaps making driving arrangements for three people is much less of a hassle than making plans for 7 people.

I get that question a lot in regards to concerts and I have tried in the past to accommodate a fair amount of people.....which ultimately screws me over because trying to seat 6 people together is more difficult than say 2. You always get better seats when seating less people. So I have to be stuck in the nosebleeds because 5 other people want to come......I don't think so!

You'll often hear me say "Why do I have to invite everyone I know everywhere I am going?" when I get the "why didn't you invite me out, I would have gone" question.


So PP sends me the following email with the subject line "It's official you're the George"


Im hanging out cleaning, and Seinfeld comes on..... It's an episode ive never seen about a parking spot? Anyway, George is standing on the side of the street and I actually looked up the script to copy and paste it in here.


KRAMER: By the way, thanks a lot for inviting me to the flea market.


ELAINE: What?


KRAMER: Yeah, Jerry, he told me all about it.


GEORGE: Oh great.


JERRY: I didn't know.


ELAINE: Oh, so that's why you were acting so funny.

GEORGE: Well I didn't know you wanted to go to the flea market.



MIKE: A flea market? You went to a flea market??

GEORGE: Hey, who's talking to you?


ELAINE: We just didn't think of you.


KRAMER: You said it, sister.


GEORGE: What? Every time I leave my house now I have to call everybody I know and ask them if they want to do what I'm doing?



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - how many times have you said that???????? You say that all the time. PFFFFFFFFFFfff. You're the George!!!!!! HAHAHAHA




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Ugh, how did I become the George?? I've been told by countless people that I'm Elaine.....but now George.....what the hell!!! Ha!