This twitter site was brought to my attention by a friend and it makes me laugh soooo fucking hard. It's written by this guy in his late 20's and he just posts hilarious things that his 73 year old father says. I haven't a clue if it's "real" or if the guy just has a great sense of humour but it cracks me up whenever I remember to go and read it as I don't follow peoples tweets on a regular basis. I have my own shit to do and that normally doesn't include reading about what others are doing at any given moment. That being said, some of my favs:



"You sure do like to tailgate people... Right, because it's real important you show up to the nothing you have to do on time."10:53 AM Oct 20th from web



"Just pay the parking ticket. Don't be so outraged. You're not a freedom fighter in the civil rights movement. You double parked."12:59 PM Oct 18th from web



"You're being fucking dramatic. You own a TV and an air mattress. That's not exactly what I'd call "a lot to lose."5:57 PM Oct 3rd from web



I gotta meet this guy!!!!