I just ate a fly....EWE like literally. I was eating dinner and went to take a sip of water from my trusty bottle only I felt a chunk of something in my mouth. I almost bit down but decided at the last minute to spit it out, ummm ya and there was a fly laying on the couch looking totally stunned! It must have been on the spout of my water bottle. Ugh I feel like vomiting!


WTF is up with critters lately anyway?? I was driving into work the other day and caught something out of the corner of my eye. I actually thought it was a fly but then I really looked and it was a fucking spider hanging down on a web beside my arm. Not a good thing to have happen to a complete arachnophobe especially while driving on the highway. I grabbed the case to my glasses to smash the bloody thing and in the process ended up ohhh in two lanes. I'm sure the transport truck behind me was thrilled. I have noooooo idea if I actually hit the thing *sniff*


Today I was clearly not paying attention as I walked right into a big thick tree branch, boink it scraped against my forehead and stunned me for a moment. I thought I would have a nice big bruise on my head but alas I do not, just a scrape in my hairline. Awesome!


Is it the weekend yet???