Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Beware the Big Comfy Chair

Ok, so i've given in and joined the millions of other people in blog world (sound applause). Like i needed another reason to spend anymore time than i already do infront of this lovely computer.

However, this lady made me giggle the other day and i thought i'd share my story.
I was in Chapters reading this funny book about dating horror stories, but the woman sitting directly beside me was a bit off shall i say. As soon as i sat down she would not take her eyes off me, staring, which was a bit distracting, and then it dawned on me why the big super comfy chair beside hers had been vacant before i sat there. Every so often she would start talking to noone in particular, though perhaps she was trying to speak to me, i have no idea, i was there to enjoy my book not make friends and she was rather incoherent. She aimlessly flipped through a book, with a magnifying glass intent on the pages....would stare at me, flip, stare, talk, flip, stare, talk....you get the picture. Needless to say after about a half an hour of this, she got up and left. So just a warning to all those who frequent Chapters.... be weary of the big comfy chair.... it looks appealing but it may not be so great.

2 comments:

Princess Pessimism said...

Shes like that woman in Japan, who was moaning out your name in the middle of the night LOL....the crazies LOVE you

Jennifer said...

Whatever, Ashley is the crazy, she out crazied the crazy lady, someone else probably came and sat in the crazy lady's chair after and is writing about it on a blog right now - there was this chick and she kept farting and laughing out loud while she read some dating book!