Well as some of you know i did not get the job...everything was perfect it just came down to experience ... the other girl had more than me. Needless to say all of my co-workers are super pissed and i actually just got a card from the girl whose position was free wishing me luck and saying i would be the best at the job. I will have to remember to call her and tell her the news as she has moved to a different location. Of course it sucks but it makes me feel good knowing that i'm well liked and obviously everyone agrees that i'm capable of doing more than i am right now :)
As for my early HNT...i don't particularily always follow the rules and i found this funny story and an old glove that i thought would compliment the tale......and i'll be busy tomorrow at the NIN concert :)
The Glove Story
A guy decides to buy his new girlfriend a pair of gloves for Christmas....after all they've only known each other 3 weeks. Romantic yet not too personal.
Accompanied by her younger sister, he goes to Eaton's and buys a pair of gloves. The sister picks up a pair of panties for herself. But during the wrapping the clerk mixes up the parcels. The sister gets the gloves, they guy takes home the box containing the panties. Without checking, the guy rushes the suspect gift to his sweetie after drafting this loving helpful note:
" I chose these because i noticed you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears the short ones that are easier to remove. These are a delicate shade but the lady i bought them from showed me a pair she'd been wearing for the last 3 weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart. I wish that i was there to put them on you the 1st time. There's no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before i have a chance to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away, as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how many times i will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on Christmas Eve...P.S the latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing."
10 comments:
Oh good lord.
LOL oh good lord what??? You didn't like the story ......
Ha ha ha ha! That was so freakin' funny!
He He -- That was hilarious! Rolled down with a little fur showing =)
Speaking of fur, I think next week you should tell the story of 'disco bush' with an accompanying picture!
i've seen NIN
and he's going bald lol
story is great
sexy glove btw
Yes i agree this story makes me giggle. As for "disco bush" Jennifer..perhaps you would care to show us yours? I'm afraid that for me it was a one time thing.
PX, yes i've seen NIN a few times now but i'll have to look for the bald spot LOL.
Oh Ash, you know what they say about low pile carpeting - it's for high traffic areas Ash!
hmm...there are some serious innuendos being thrown around here...i'm refraining from joining in though...not sure why
OHH EVERYONE join in the inuendo fun....I still think it's funny that this is how we all talk when we're together as well!
Let me assure you, oh faitful reader, that we do indeed tease eachother about crotch rash, high pile carpet, and whatever else happens to get thrown into the mix on a continuous basis!!!
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