So i went to visit Jennifer this weekend. We shopped, had a bite to eat and then went to see my friends band play. I had never seen them before but thought the music would be punk.....turned out it was more like gun's n roses. However, the singer reminded us of Jack Black when he danced and was quite entertaining. We were sitting beside one another on a bench, facing the right where the stage was, when some random guy pulls up a chair at our table and proceeds to stare at us. I refused to look at him but i could feel it, and then he started to flail his arms around like a madman trying to get our attention. It was horrifying. He also decided to take the candle off the table and light up a smoke.....in the non smoking bar, pure class. We figured he wanted to show us his rebellious side. So after us laughing and whispering "There's your boyfriend" to one another, he got up and wandered off. We went outside and some guy who works in the porn industry, so he says, decided to chat with us and another girl. He was in marketing or something, anyway i thought he was rather attractive and Jennifer was disgusted. We go back inside and turns out he's friends with the rebel, yikes.
Saturday night we went to see her boyfriends band play, then walked back to her apartment for some drinks with everyone. On the way she tried non chalantly to tell her friend to take a picture of us walking, so she could compare our asses as she's been losing weight and thinks hers is smaller than mine...nice try :)
So the drinks flow and we're out on her balcony with a bunch of people and i'm looking in the windows of the apartment building next door. I mention a guy watching tv sitting with his legs up and Jennifer yells, "they're naked." Turns out i was looking in the wrong window, the next one over had a naked couple finishing the deed and then cuddling. We missed most of the action, and they eventually turned the lights out...Jennifer then said that her and the bf should really get some curtains.
Off we go after too many glasses of wine to a bar to dance the night away. A fight begins to break out between two guys and their friends are holding them back, and the dance floor clears into this big empty circle. This guy goes down into the centre of the circle and puts his hands out as if too stop the fight. Then he starts to smile and move his arms around and just starts grooving to the music and everyone else followed suit. It was hilarious. Later on he tried to hang off of Jennifer and she walked away disgusted. He then proceeded to dance my way, but her male friend saw me roll my eyes and saved me.
On our way to breakfast this morning, her friend was intriuged by our banter towards one another. As you know we have the Biggest Loser competition and we've made an agreement to call each other horribly mean names among other things. So he said he wished him and her bf would do something like that. Jennifer then went on to say they should, and compared our friendship to S & M, there are rules, you need to have a safe word, it's painful and wonderful all at the same time :)
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9 comments:
Kinky post. You ought to be an erotic writer. I am glad you agree S&M is painful and wonderful at the same time. We do share some common interests after all ;)
Its such a taboo word though. I work with such boyscouts and right wingers. A month or so ago I was telling my work buddies about the YMCA core exercise trainer. I said, she is so cruel, she just goes on and on, she must be a dominatrix in her second career. They looked at me as if in shock. One of them said, she is a what??? I said, what I mean to say is she is a bossy woman.
Yrautca,
I used to live in a house with a guy whose girlfriend was a dominatrix in training - lovely girl, but when they had sex for the first time while we were home, we thought he was killing her from all the screaming. Then we just got used to it. I kind of felt bad for the neighbours with the small child who lived in the next house though, I'm sure they could hear.
Ash,
You have me being disgusted alot in this post. I know I've never had an emotion in my entire life that wasn't immediatly and clearly written all over my face, I wouldn't go so far as to say that I'm a friendly person, but I'm only really cold to people who are obviously jerks. If I had realized that the guy who tried to put his arm around me was the hilarious guy who ended the fight with his dancing I'd have been much more receptive. Otherwise, my personal space is my own and you can only come into it if I invite you.
As for the porn guy, I was disgusted with him long before he mentioned that he was in porn, he was gawky and uncomfortable and interupted our conversation to talk to us. I'd work on the business side of the porn thing if the job offer was right.
DO you have ANY Idea how many hits your blog is going to get because you wrote S&M in the title??? LOL!!!
I WISH I could have seen that guy go to stop the fight with his arms, and then just bust out in dance...you'll have to reenact it for me one day.
Jenn, you need to scream to let the air out. Breathing is important.
Yrautca, you need a new job with more liberal co-workers. Talk such as that is quite normal around my office.
Jennifer, i know you would never frown upon someone who worked in the porn industry. We discussed this weekend about how pervey we all are, though i said i was not tee hee
PP, Jennifer or myself will glady give a demonstration
Did you ever see the movie Eurotrip? They have this big S&M scene with a safe word and it is funny. Stupid, but funny.
Anyway, it sounds like you had a good time.
Oh Yeah, Oh Yeah, I forgot - get this!
Ash said she's the least perverted person she knows!
WTF!
That's so not true.
SS i thought Eurotrip was very funny, in that silly way. My favorite was "Mi Scuzi" on the train.
Jennifer, compared to you i am pure LOL
And besides, it very well could be true. Perhaps i just hang out with a bunch of perverts, leaving me the least of the bunch.
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