1st there was a kid with a metal dector walking along looking for buried treasure....we wanted to throw quarters at him or at least infront of him but refrained.
2nd were these two pre teens who insisted on running into the water then running onto the sand and rolling like logs and laughing, all the while getting covered in what some would argue is a giant litter box. I suppose it would be a cheap way to exfoliate. They did this repeatedly.
3rd was yet another child who was trying to catch seagulls with a fishing net. Once he got bored of that he proceeded to smash a shovel into the sand in a rather violent manner. The next Jeff Dahmer perhaps....
4th was this rather large cricket, I will call him Norman. Norman landed on our friend N's shorts. N thought it would be really funny to flick Norman at me. Well he did and Norman hit my mouth and landed on my shoulder. I was still trying to recover from the attack on my lips when i looked down and saw Norman perched on my shoulder. I'm yelling at N to help me and get Norman off and he appears to be helping, when i realize no he's not. He's waiting for PP to take a picture of this and holding my hand so i can't smack Norman off of me. Norman somehow landed next in my hair, more pictures ensued along with no help from N. It was awful.
In the evening LD and I went with some friends to our old stomping ground. J told us her male friends had asked if we were single, hot and easy. We said that depended :P We danced and drank and eventually decided to go to J's friends place for an after party. We get some booze from the one guys apartment and move onto someone else's. This new guy decides he wants to get high and asks who wants to order some blow he'll call his dealer. I'm mortified as i'm waiting for the dealer to be one of my clients or something as we were partying in the city i work in. LD whispers to me that she feels as though we are in a bad after school special. Needless to say, the goods came but we did not partake. I just enjoyed my very lovely beer. We didn't get home until 4:30am and let me tell you, today was rather rough.
For the record, i'm single and hot but not easy :)
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OHHH the tears....I had tears Streaming down my face when Norman jumped on you. As I do now, thining back to the way you reacted...and instead of getting up to help you, I reached for your camera. LOL!!!!
The bugs, they love you!
That's a hell of a full day, and you're lucky you didn't partake later in the evening because you would still be up and paranoid that giant insects would keep attacking you.
Good choice.
Oh no. I have a huge problem with insects. I would have freaked out.
PP, yes yes, you did reach for the camera instead of helping LOL.
2DP I can be a smart cookie sometimes :)
Linny, me too, i especially hate those gagillapede things that run really fast..ugh.
I'm glad you're not easy, or a coke head.
You should have put some chocolate on Norman and had a snack.
Thats cricket looks so cute and so dangerously close to your skin. Hot and single women SHOULD be easy.
I love that you guys named the cricket norman!! Such a cute name.
Gotta love those kids and their metal detectors.
OMG crazy night, I must say I've never seen someone order blow like it was a pizza or partake in it in front of a bunch of strangers...these people were crazy! But quite amusing.
Ewe BB Ewe
Yrautca was the singer of the band easy?
Rawbean I just made that name up thanks *pats herself on the back*
Dawn, they were livin la vida loca :)
Yes she was Ms Ash but then she wasn’t as pretty as you….
….god I am good at this….
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