We made it back from Vegas safe and sound however, I am far too tired and under the weather to actually post about our vacation at this present time. I even slathered the inside of my nose with balm on the plane as Dan suggested.....bollocks I say!!! Too many germy people in such a small area. On the bright side, it didn't hit me until our flight home and was in truth more likely my body protesting the lack of sleep and obscene amounts of booze I inflicted upon it. I'll post some photos and such this week. For now, let's play a quick game of Would you Rather????
1.Would you rather have all of your hair feel/look like pubes or be completely bald??
(Hmm i'd have to go with bald on this ones, wigs people wigs)
2.Chug a strangers cum out of a full 2 litre bottle or drink a 12 oz glass with a mixture of month old milk and cremated body ash??
(Crap, i'd have to say the 2 litre bottle. Old food and drinks make me want to vomit)
3. Have sex once with a 99 year old or be passionately lusted after and stalked by people over the age of 75??
(Stalkers = creepy and really how long can a 99 year old last, that would be the least painful of the two)
Feel free to add your own, hope everyone had a great Easter!!! Oh, I just had this emailed to me and it's freaking hilarious. Check it out, it's less than 2 mins long. It's entitled "Deadly Handsome Men"
8 comments:
Your certifiably sick!!! You sicko!!!
Anyway:
1. bald
2. milk and Ash
3. one time sex
My question: would you rather sleep with Oprah or Dr Phil?
My answer? I think you know my answer.
I say "none of the above!!" ahha
or if I had to pick or die...
1. bald
2. cum
3. stalked
Someone emailed me this same thing, but I haven't watched it yet. No sound on this computer, so I'll catch it later...
Glad you made it out Vegas alive, and planes are just germ factories in the air. I have to disagree about #2, however, as I think I would go with the ashes, though all of the situations are ugly, ugly choices.
What a great post I agree with yrautca.
Yrautca Ummmm Dr Phil I guess.
Wiwille, haha AI is not THAT bad.
Jlee, oh it's funny, watch it.
2DP I agree they are germ factories, sick sick sick. I even drank orange juice on them to try and help a little bit with my system and used purell like it was going out of style.
Myutopia, good answers.
Oh, I always love these "Would you rather" questions. They're so absurd and yet you never wanna make the wrong choice. I guess I would pick:
1. bald
2. cum (but, can I see the stranger first? Because I could change my answer if he looks too nasty... though I guess it doesn't matter I'd still prolly pick this one)
3. I'd bang the 99 year old (but I really hope he doesn't have a heart attack and die while we're doing it because then I'll feel bad)
I saw a book of these the other day that were all sex realted I think. I only seem to remember one of them - Would you rather have 3 boobs or 1 boob?
To that it would depend (in my opinion) on where said boobs would be located on my body. Would the one boob be in the correct spot on my body and I'd simply be missing the other boob? If so, I could have an inplant put in on the other side and it would be okay. But, if the one boob is located right in the middle of my chest I'd have to go with the 3 boobs option. Even if I couldn't get the third one removed I figure I'd still get some curious (and maybe even delighted) boyfriends, and I could have a career in the circus or, probably, a very lucrative career in adult films.
we wanna see the pictures!
mustafa is two timing all a' you!!!
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