The Pervert

That's my arm....not very exciting i'm afraid but i had to put something up !!


I read a funny blog about a man's crazy perverted old neighbour and it made me laugh as well reminded me of a hilarious story. I've been meaning to ask my sister about the details again but for those that know me....i'll never remember to ask. So i'll go from my shoddy memory of what she told me in the summer.

She was having dinner at her sister in law's house. The sister in law's father in law was there. He's an older Italian man probably in his 70's or 80's....minor details. Anyway so she's sitting alone outside with this man and they are talking about food. He mentions that he doesn't like sweets much ....but does like one sweet thing. So in keeping up with the conversation my sister inquires as to what this might be "like chocolate?" and he responds with "pussy" "i love the sweet taste of pussy" He then continues on and on with various stories about his genitals and women's breasts .... she was mortified but could do nothing but laugh as she was in absolute shock at what this man was saying. I asked her if she started to yell "inappropriate" at him....but she said she just laughed. When she recanted the full story i do recall my mouth dropping to the floor and i was crying i was laughing so hard. She also told my dad the story ... and he's apparently met the man....he however did not recall discussing this man's genitals LOL.