So apparently there are only a few people out there that care about helping others and World AIDS Day...good to know.
So while i've been out and about i have noticed some rather strange people around lately. The 1st one i did not witness myself but i was with PP when she saw the man. We were at the grocery store in line waiting to pay when PP burst into uncontrollable laughter, so much so that she had tears streaming down her face. Finally outside she composed herself and reinacted what she had seen. Apparently some man in line felt the need to adjust himself, but not at all in a subtle way. He was in a squat like position, knees out to the side, gyrating his hips and digging like he was looking for lost gold at his balls in the middle of the grocery store for all to see. Classy....
Yesterday we were at Costco waiting for someone. PP was telling a story and i drifted off in the middle of it to stare at this woman. She was trying to exit the building through the sliding electric doors at the entrance (They only have a sensor on the outside and open when someone is entering the building). She managed to get her hands inbetween the two doors and was trying to pry them open like superman. Eventually someone came in the entrance and she was able to get out. I was very perplexed by this whole thing as the sliding exit doors are directly beside the entrance......What the fuck was she doing???
Lastly, we went to dinner and PP pointed out this grandmother eating with her family and grandchildren. She must have been about 70 or so with white hair and a pink sweatshirt that read SEXUAL on the front of it...Good times!!!
Has anyone else seen strange goings on out there?
As an addendum i tried fruit cake for the 1st time ever last night. I got a small piece with cherries and raisons and who knows what else, just so i could have the full experience. It was so horrible i spit it into my napkin and gagged. WHO eats this stuff???? Must be the same people that eat Spam...I don't get it at all.
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That man was disgusting. LOL!!!!!
I've seen quite a few nose pickers this season. So I offer a piece of advice to all our fellow bloggers.
Dont forget to bring your purrell to sanitize your hands while you are out shoppping this season. Who knows who touched that sweater/book/shoe before you did, and who knows where their fingers were.
PS. You forgot to write about fruit cake.
I'm doing my part to stop the spread of AIDS by not getting laid...that counts, right? :)
Fruit cake is the most god awful culinary disaster ever. It should be extinct, like the Dodo bird.
PP i did forget to write about the fruit cake, i've added it on thanks!
Michael that was hilarious i almost spit my water out of my mouth. Don't feel bad, i'm not getting any either.
1. People not wanting to help other people... sad but all too common.
2. As for the weird people, I saw a 50's or 60's year old woman, hispanic with pink hair. Not a wig. Colored Pink hair. What the hell is that?
3. I just found your blog through "Scott's" blog. I found his through someone else's blog. I'm just trying to find new blog frineds. Feel free to stop by my blog and comment or rant about anything I've written.
The first story is gross, even for a guy. PP always seem to find such people ;)
As for going out the wrong door, I think its happened to me once and I guess you are too embarrassed to go back to the right door. Your mind tells you to make a bigger fool of yourself.
I dont have any problems with fruit cake. However growing up I hated a certain fruity ice cream - tutti fruity I guess. Every person in my family loved it and I tried one spoon and I puked.
there are some very strange and dumb people about out there...
i've seen a few in my time, but i can't remember any specific stories, i shall keep my eyes open today and see if i can spot someone
Yea fruit cake is awful, yet year after year it keeps on coming. Or maybe it's just the same cake circulating around. Isn't that stuff supposed to last forever?
Edgewalker..welcome!! Pink hair, i want to be that lady when i'm 60.
Yrautca, PP always finds the strange people. You LIKE fruitcake???
PX, keep your eyes open and let me know.
Rawbean, have you actually tried fruitcake though? I had never till this past week...BLEH!!
First of all fruit cake sucks.
Weird people... every day now that I am on the train. I routinely see people dash to beat others to the subway seat and there is this one dude I see a lot... has the strangest most clumped/knotted dreadlock looking hair ever, oh and to top it off there is a very unsettling odour that surrounds him.
Scott
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I liked the superwomen story.
That is hysterical!! LOL
And leave it to PP to find all the wierdos. :o)
This is the time of year for the bizarre and depraved and between now and 2007 I bet you see a lot more of that type of behavior.
I'm not sure which is the most distrurbing, but my gut feeling is the grandmother with the Sexual shirt as I just don't care to picture that at all.
Scott .... Ewe, gotta love public transit. I don't understand why people knock others out of the way for a chance to sit. Just stand up.
BB, Come on now, have you really ever tried it???
Lindsay, oh yes PP does find all the weirdos...or maybe she's weird and she attracts them, you know birds of a feather... LOL.
2DP, i think i'd pick the guy touching his balls and swivling his hips as the more off putting event.
Well, I have this coworker who all the women in my office say is always adjusting himself in totally inappropriate ways -- in meetings, when he comes and asks for your help on something... all the time. I've never noticed it and I've worked there longer than all of them. But, they all swear he does it ALL THE TIME and in the most unsubtle ways. So, now I feel I should be on the lookout for it. But, honestly, when I look at him I'm NOT looking at his crotch.
Dashing for seats on the subway is silly, I was once on a subway where all the seats were taken but one. I had a look at the seat that wasn't taken, but it seemed darker than usual, then I put my face closer and realized that the seat was wet. I stood next to the seat holding the bar instead of sitting down. At the next stop a very stylish woman wearing a white suit stepped on and headed straight for the seat, I tried to step in front of her and tell her that it was wet, but she must have thought I wanted the seat, and shouldered me out of the way and sat down before I could do anything. I couldn't contain my laughter that the pushy bitch sat in the wet with a white suit on, and I had to walk down the subway car so she couldn't hear me lauging.
I've been working in a job lately where I deal with the general public a lot, and the stupidity is endless, but not interesting, or amusing, I need a real character to brighten my day.
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